Never The Red Can

People don’t like Ted Cruz very much

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

more animals rated here

I am honestly at a loss for words.

just to be clear on where i stand,,

I just wanted to get some folks together to pay a tribute to somebody who’s not only been by my side for the duration of this amazing journey but somebody who has devoted his entire professional life to serve this country. The best Vice-President America has ever had - Mr. Joe Biden.

Greatest bromance of all time. (via thegladstork)

makes a lot of weird faces

Trust fall! 🔊

MOOD

Intimidating borks. 🔊