Neurodivergimancer

“Necromancy is inherently unnatural” just because you still have fleshy meat bits doesn’t mean you’re not animating your own skeleton. Bitch.

Listen. I'm not saying I crafted a hex specifically to inflict my enemies with unskippable mid-roll ads on YouTube. I'm just saying that when people take up 2+ spaces when parking at the SpellMart, things happen.

Sure, could you move everything 6 centimetres to the left? Thanks.

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

Solid advice for taking care of pet hydras, according to my local wizard hydras grow to three heads naturally on their own as well. It takes a few hundred years to do so. Commonly though you can find younger ones with more heads because they are similar to cats in how curious they are but they aren’t nearly as graceful and commonly have a few accidents along the way. This is why adopting a hydra means more heads too, though there are some who put their hydra through an unnecessary amount of cruelty for the sake of it looking cool and that’s not ok

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

Reminder to keep all potions sealed air tight when transporting.

This is so fucking rude

@gimmemore75