hackening:
That snack comment… there was definitely something off about this person – something… otherworldly…
…Is what Seven would be thinking if he had any perception of alternate universes with real magical abilities and presences. Is he ever going to fork over the money? This is getting old.
“Meow!”
“But I’m already not wearing underwear…! Gasp! Oops! I said it! Mary Vanderwood III is so scandalous she should be featured on Alaskan Horror Story: Slaughter House!”
“Slaughter House sounds about right. Scandalous is a good word for it too. It could make headlines even.”
From behind the smiling boy, four ‘claws’ appeared in the air and moved to grab at the heels of the ‘maid’, quickly moving to suspend them in the air with their heels above their head and their head feet above the ground.
“How’s ‘Local Maid Vanishes Into Thin Air!’. Too obvious?”














