Nessa

saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

need someone to be obsessed w me and want to talk to me everyday and love me love me love me

if i bleed you’ll be the last to know ….. i would die for you in secret …… how can you say you love someone you can’t tell is dying ……….

3. Message me so we can talk about it.

taylor naming her cat olivia benson and mariska naming her cat karma ???? full circle

still think its funny that for years we were all "joe alwyn can you fight" and taylor just came in swinging like nO HE CANT

the site better be down because they’re restocking every single item like don’t play with me rn

swifties we mobilized against ticketmaster because their website sucked let’s mobilize against taylor nation

you should have to submit all your tweets from 2016-2017 before being allowed to buy reputation merch