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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

Understaffed, overstressed, and I can't ever find anyone at HR.

@funnier-as-a-system

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

The average husband/boyfriend/spouse does not get poisoned on purpose. Poison wife George is an outlier that should not be counted and by all means he should have died from the first one had it not been for some meddling kids.