Shambles

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

If the new twitter users turn tumblr into a professional place I’m going to start biting.