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(Immediately grows three feet taller to be 8'4")

If Kevin McAllister had to fight Godzilla, but he had government funding and one year of prep time, who would win?

Boss encounter: Korean boy band whose five members have been grotesquely amalgamated into a single monstrous entity

Ring of the Ring.

An RPG built entirely around Orange Cats fighting in Highlander duels under the idea that they'll be unstoppable and take over the world once they have the brain cell 24/7

Potion of Healing is now available in vitamin gummies form.

Potion of Healing is now available in vitamin gummies form.

Whenever the party does something annoying the GM gets to add a random post from this blog to the game world’s canon

The fabric of reality is invisibly fractured like glass, has been as long as known

How about a scaled armour made of fresh pineapple slices created for protection from gelatinous cube?

Horrible, deadly disease contracted via repeated exposure to deus ex machinas.

Every encounter is just the same wizard under increasingly absurd numbers of polymorphs. That goblin dies? It turns into a duck. Which turns into an octopus. Which turns into a demon. Which turns into a barmaid. Which turns into an old man. Which turns into a gelatinous cube. Which turns into...

The REAL villains were (unfortunately) The Friends we made along the way 😔

A bbeg who only repeats what the players have said throughout the campaign/one shot. Record each session, write down different likes you would use, and then use.

Dreihänder

McTeria, a unique strain of bacteria that only grows in a McDonalds