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Did you know there's creatures in the forets? I saw them

this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity

And its not like gay sprang from the Feywild, fully formed, in 1968. There is a non-zero chance that Goodman John is gonna say “You meam there are people who CELEBRATE that they gargle cock? Wrap me in this strange fabric, for I, too, van be PROUD!”

Fuck off squidward you always ruin me and patricks fun well im not fucking having it anymore squidward do you know how goddamn long i had to deal with you squidward every day i tried to be nice to you cause i genuinely liked you man but youre really starting to piss me off these days squidward i cant fucking believe you and im getting tired or you im sorry for blowing up but its the truth you need to let go and if you refuse to let go at least dont drag me and patrick down. im going jellyfishing if you need me. bye.

this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

good morning to every person who calls their parents mommy or daddy or pápi or papa or mama or baba or any other “childish” name. and to everyone who is unnecessarily rude or condescending under this post please go back to sleep and get some good rest so you’re not as cranky and mean to strangers on the internet.