yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

lol this is so funny i think its edited :)

I hope the love I give everyone else will someday find its way back to me.

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

no white gay will reblog this

no white lgb person will reblog this

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

And whatever you do, don’t watch that awful movie Stonewall.  Go watch a documentary on Marsha P. Johnson instead.

Its even more upsetting when you realize that white colonizers forced native people to eat things like barley and wheat (that many couldnt eat due to allergies) and stripped them of their native foods and land to grow it. They took the plains and made them monocultures of corn to make syrup and made native tribes raise invasive crops on poor land and destroy thousands of years of agricultural tradition and tried to kill agricultural practices that are far superior to the ones used by corporations now

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again