wrestling is for the gays

on this day of kenny omega night (this was a thing during the ddt days where he would tend a bar, talk to fans, and teach them…interesting english phrases. most of his answers we’re very inappropriate and sexually driven) he was asked ‘are you going to marry a japanese woman?’

kenny replied ‘can it be a man? in canada you can marry a man…i’ll wait until they change the law. the other guy is Ibushi…’

and

‘is your love for ibushi true?’

*Thought I answered this specific ask already but I realized I didn't and I'm pretending like I'm not ashamed voice* Hello anon :) There are several different forms of dropkick that exist. The most basic one is your Standing Dropkick. This is a dropkick where, from a standing position, the attacker jumps and twists their body to the side before striking the opponent with the soles of the feet. There's a running variation of this move simple called a Running Dropkick that looks very similar.

Another common Dropkick is the Front Dropkick. This move involves the attacker jumping up and executing the dropkick without twisting their body, landing flat on their back afterward. This variation of Dropkick is often used to strike a kneeling or sitting opponent. This variation of the Front Dropkick is also known as a Basement Dropkick.

Let's talk about the Shotgun Dropkick. The Shotgun Dropkick is a variation of the Front Dropkick that sees a wrestler charge at their opponent and hit them with a Running Front Dropkick towards or directly into a corner. This Dropkick is also known as a John Woo Dropkick (cooler name.)

A Missile Dropkick is any Dropkick done from an elevated surface. Usually, you will see them performed off of the top turnbuckle. It doesn't matter how the body turns for this Dropkick, if the wrestler dives off of something then it's a Missile Dropkick, though you can be more specific if you want when describing specific types of Dropkicks hit off the top rope (Front Missile Dropkick, Single Leg Missile Dropkick, etc.)

I should also probably mention the Single Leg Dropkick. Single Leg Dropkicks are any Dropkick done with one leg. They're more often done while running as opposed to standing still, but you'll see a Standing Single Leg Dropkick from time to time as well.

From Kofi's Instagram.

I love all the love you guys are giving me, but I need you to listen to this part. Because this is for all of you [in the audience] and this is for all of you [watching at home]. Sometimes the comeback is even better than the dream.

SMILE ANYWAY! 💗

me: have i told you about my folder of screenshots of mean yoshi-hashi reddit comments