Voron's Trashcan

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[image description: cartoon of a person crying in front of a laptop. There's an arrow pointing to the laptop that says "empty word doc) and another arrow pointing to the tears saying "author tears." The main text says "Just write it down! You can make it good later." end id.]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

our age of blogs is collapsing

I'm reading a short story set in ancient Rome and one of the characters just said "Discord gnaw your entrails." That was an interesting mental image until my brain caught up and reminded me that no, those Romans did not have access to modern social media.

To turn off this feature in Discord, go to the Settings Menu, then select Advanced Setttings, then My Entrails, where you can adjust the Gnaw setting to your personal preference.

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw