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1.Cellar (12th Oct ‘17)

Solid first kiss. A+ hand placement on Charity’s part, the mask ping which we later found out was Emma’s idea. Would pay actual, real money to know exactly what happened between the moment they move apart and the morning after. Iconic 8/10

2.Hangover cure (13th Oct ‘17)

THIS IS SO SOFT. Vanessa’s resolve is gone the moment Charity moves closer and who can blame her?? Charity digging her hand on Vanessa’s neck. Vanessa pushing forward. The eye-sex is intense in this one 9/10

3.Rock your world (30th Jan ‘18)

FUCK ME UP. This is the most passionate kiss of all. They are gOING AT IT. Hands?? Everywhere! Content little sigh and smile afterwards?? YOU BET. Display this on my tombstone 13/10

4.Don’t ruin it (22nd Feb ‘18)

Vanessa is going for it, but Charity can’t fucking wait and closes the distance. She’s freaking smiling into the kiss, too… This kiss is one of a few that have been cut short in post, so I’m taking a whole point away for not actually seeing Charity’s hand find its destination (Vanessa’s waist) 8/10

5.I’m going nowhere (22nd Feb ‘18)

You know it wasn’t over after that initial peck. I wish we had seen more of it instead of Priyas’s face, but anyway… They’re both smiling into the kiss and leaning into each other after just making it official 8,5/10 Soft girlfriends make me weak

6.Consensual, adult time (12th Mar ‘18)

Quick, but sexy… Vanessa came on the spot when Charity touched her stethoscope 7/10

7.Horny cow  (12th Mar ‘18)

We can’t see it at all, but Vanessa falling on top of Charity while she holds Vanessa’s whole head is just something else 7,5/10

8.Unfairly sexy  (12th Mar ‘18)

Emma Atkins has taught us about powernecking and if this isn’t exactly that, then I don’t know what is. CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THEY’RE EATING EACH OTHER’S FACES?? Another kiss that should’ve been on screen for longer. TAKE MY MONEY whoever can score these cutting room floor clips. 11/10 Charity can tug at my clothes whenever she wants goddamn

9.Get on the table (28th Mar ‘18)

Can you get any sexier than pushing everything off a table to have your girlfriend right then and there??? I THINK NOT. Charity’s hands holding Vanessa’s head before lowering her onto the table DOES THINGS TO ME 10/10 would love a side angle shot of this scene

10.I’ll be (okay) in a minute (10th Apr ‘18)

THE SOFTEST OF GIRLFRIENDS. I know this is some of you guys’ favorite kiss and I get it… My heart gets tight with how broken Charity is and how much comfort she gets from Vanessa. A punch in the face would’ve hurt less 10/10 

11.booty call (11th Apr ‘18)

Are you fucking kidding me?? How can you move away from a kiss from Charity, Vanessa? You fucked up and I’m upset I even had to watch this episode again to make this gif 4/10 

12.I flaming well like you, too (12th Apr ‘18)

YES YES YES KISS YOUR GIRL IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE PUB. The jacket tug is now a Charity staple, I want to see her do it again 780 more times (approximately) 8/10 would’ve liked to see more of the kiss instead of Frank’s reaction

13.Good job I like you (13th Apr ‘18)

THE DOMESTICITY ERA HAS BEGUN and I’m domesticity trash. Charity in a robe, kissing her girlfriend, using one arm to bring her closer and with a mug in the other hand. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. Vanessa caressing Charity’s back is my happy place 9/10

14.Cheeky mare (26th Apr ‘18)

Bold of you to assume that showing me a kiss in which their entire bodies touch wouldn’t make mE LOSE MY DAMN MIND 10/10

15.My treat (27th Apr ‘18)

This isn’t even considered a kiss in most compilations… It’s cute, but we know they’ll get into an argument right after 3,5/10

16.Slippery slope (10th Jul ‘18)

Very domestic. I miss proper kisses, but for now this will have to do 6/10 

17.Get them told (12th Jul ‘18)

Can this even be considered a kiss? I’ll take it 5/10 

18.You’re a lifesaver (24th Jul ‘18)

If you think I’ll ever get over how softly Vanessa touches Charity’s face here (and whenever she can, honestly) you are SO WRONG. Can you believe they’re now this couple who share little goodbye kisses. I’m so in love with their love 6,5/10

19.Show me then (13th Sep ‘18)

THIS MIGHT HAVE BECOME MY FAVORITE KISS OF ALL???! I had been wrong previously… THIS IS WHAT POWERNECKING ACTUALLY IS. Their hands are in all the right places. This was so hot polar ice caps might’ve melted 14/10 these two don’t half-ass a kiss, do they?

20.I love you (27th Sep ‘18)

The kiss itself was obviously a 10/10, but I’ll hAVE YOU KNOW that everything that was said before (and the hug afterwards) really really stupidly and completely DESTROYED ME

21.Make a Dingle of you yet? (12th Oct ‘18)

I’m bumping this up by a whole point just for “come here” making a come back. This might’ve been the sweetest kiss yet?? At least the sweetest one initiated by Charity. Charity’s face and her hands on Vanessa’s cheeks are the definition of SOFT 8/10 my heart is wEAK

22.I missed you and your beautiful face (29th Nov ‘18)

*literally just an eternal loop of the sound made by the lady from the ‘white valentino bag’ vine* 10/10

23.I love your mayhem (30th Nov ‘18)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS ME IN THIS ONE?? How Vanessa takes a couple seconds after the kiss to stay close and look Charity in the eyes. SO MUCH LOVE IN THE SUBTLETIES 9/10 props to Charity for looking like THAT

24.I completely and utterly adore you (30th Nov ‘18)

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHARITY THIS HAPPY?? No, the answer is no. Look at those smiles. I can’t even judge this kiss with a clear mind because I am OVERWHELMED AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED 8/10 i guess

25. I owe you (20th Mar ‘19)

LOVE Charity’s “I couldn’t love you more than I love you right now” demeanor while ALSO looking like she could eat Vanessa up right then and there??? @ emmerdale editors: you could’ve said gay rights, but you didn’t 7/10 GIVE ME THE REST OF THAT KISS

26. Toots Dingle (23rd Jul ‘19)

Am I seeing properly? Is this a vanity kiss in the year of our lord 2019??? We have truly been blessed. I love how this is the classic “you’re an idiot, but you’re my idiot” kind of kiss. How they both smile before and after the lil smooch? Magic. The fact that it’s over the bar (something I’ve been waiting for with bated breath) made me give this an extra point 7/10 thx emmerdale for providing us w/ the bare minimum

27. Do we? We do! (8th Nov ‘19)

This reminds me of the kiss they shared after first deciding to move in together, except now Charity is being an IDIOT. I will always be WEAK with the way they hold each other’s faces when they kiss. Charity is so excited and relieved. 6,5/10 Charity get your head oUT OF YOUR ASS

28. We’ve been away from each other, we’ve missed each other (8th Nov ‘19)

THIS WHOLE SCENE, MAN. After the little tension about the house and Jay (the guy who literally locked Charity in a container to die????) being there, this is where Charity really relaxed and realized her fiancée, actual love of her life, ray-of-sunshine-Vanessa-Woodfield had come back and damn had she missed her. SHE CAN’T STOP TOUCHING HER. She couldn’t get closer if she wanted to. LOVE THAT. The kiss is so sweet and the hand sliding up Vanessa’s neck makes me FEEL THINGS. Hand placement extraordinaires right there. 8/10

29. We belong together, always (20th Nov ‘19)

This was sweet, don’t get me wrong, but this is all we get after a week of suffering??? I mean, they have admitted to making out for hours on end, so, I, for one, would like to see a bit of that. What are Vanessa’s arms even doing lol? I love that she’s full on smiling into the kiss. Also, FIRST JACOBS FOLD KISS. I’ll allow it 7,5/10

30. Still love you, though (4th Dec ‘19)

This is officially my favorite kiss of the year!! The way Charity pulls Vanessa in and their bodies touch??? 👀 Absolutely CRAZY about hands on waists and here we get BOTH of them doing that and acting way too into each other in front of a bunch of kids? Can we talk about how Charity keeps staring at Vanessa for a few seconds after the kiss like she can’t even believe how in love she is? Wow 8/10 I have to stan

31. Better get opening up (19th Dec ‘19)

extensive chronological list

Charity going feral on the guy who stabbed Vanessa

Charity’s full on panic when Vanessa was at the hospital (SHE COULD BARELY BREATHE)

The whole proposal episode, but mainly Charity’s little face when Vanessa came back for her and said they were PERFECT for each other

YELLOW BEING PLAYED ON THE VIOLIN

Charity making it clear to Vanessa that she doesn’t want anything to do with Cain anymore (and Vanessa still going full murder-mode)

Vanessa propping up the bar every chance she got while they were still living there

Drunk!Vanessa complimenting Charity’s eyes

The entire sofa conversation about Lisa’s illness (I’M NOT PLANNING ON LETTING YOU GO and all the ring rubbing *sigh*)

INCOGNITO VANESSA in the aftermath of the Mark storyline (”I’d rather have a flawed you than no you”… killed on sight)

Charity’s princess vet puppet show

ALL THE AMAZING BACKGROUND ACTING DURING LISA’S WEDDING, which included Charity trying to do the floss

Charity asking Lydia if she was flirting with Vanessa lol

Toots Dingle’s outfit (sorry, I’m weak)

All the height difference hugs from Frank’s death storyline. They all looked so soft!!

Charity telling Chas about how thoughtful Vanessa is (SHE’S ALL GIVE MY WOMAN)

Charity/Vanessa/Tracy power trio

Vanity being joined at the hip right after Vanessa came back from Cornwall/seeing her mom

Sarah and Noah being the vanity shippers we deserve when vanity broke up

YOU’RE THE BEST STEPPARENT I’VE EVER HAD. PARENT, FULL STOP//WE NEED YOU ALL THE TIME

Michelle’s delivery of “I don’t know what to say to that”

Charity fighting for the “most important thing in her life” while confirming the headcanon that they like to kiss for days

CELLAR CALLBACK

Vanessa absolutely GAGGING FOR IT

Vanity Christmas HOSPITAL STYLE

Charity Dingle from Emmerdale-Bisexual