The sephiroth remnants somehow enter the CC era and no the soldier bois have to look after 3 sephiroth clones
*Director Lazard is minding his own business. Sephiroth walks by with three teenage boys who in tow who look suspiciously like him*
*Sephiroth and the remnants turn around*
Lazard: Who are these people?
Sephiroth: Oh. These are my offspring.
Lazard: Implying...the existence of a mother?
*Lazard gains a total of 16 gray hairs in the span of 2 seconds*
*Genesis wakes up on the couch in the SOLDIER lounge*
Genesis: Ugh. I had the weirdest nightmare. A portal opened up out of nowhere and out came three little Sephiroth clones.
*He turns to his left where the three remnants are watching him like this -> 0ᴗ0*
Genesis: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*Sephiroth is brushing Yazoo's very tangled hair*
Sephiroth: How many times *brush* must I tell you *brush* to not ride *brush* a motorcycle *brush* with your hair down?? *brush*
Yazoo: It's not a big deal.
Sephiroth: If you don't tend to your hair I'll be forced to cut it off—ohGaiaIsoundlikeprofessorHojo
*Angeal catches Loz eating candy before dinner*
Angeal: Ah! Stop! You'll ruin your appetite!
Angeal: Today it's candy tomorrow it's drugs!
*Angeal and Sephiroth watch Genesis and mini Genesis interact behind the safety of a glass window*
Sephiroth: You know, I'm glad Kadaj and Genesis are bonding.
Angeal: You call that bonding?
*Kadaj and Genesis are having a screaming match. Insults are being hurtled back and forth. Kadaj kicks Genesis in the shins and runs away. Genesis is so insulted, he's speechless*
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