Black Sabbath: You saw Satan on an acid trip.

Deep Purple: You saw Black Sabbath on an acid trip.

Blue Oyster Cult: You love hard rock and women.

Judas Priest: You love hard rock and men.

Manowar: You're King Arthur.

Iron Maiden: You take Dungeons and Dragons too seriously.

Metallica: You play Guitar Hero on Expert.

Megadeth: You play Guitar Hero on Expert and hate Metallica.

Winger: You go to church every Sunday.

Slayer: You complain about church every Sunday.

Mayhem: You burn down a church every Sunday.

Burzum: You own eight copies of Mein Kampf.

Mötorhead: You own a signed copy of Mein Kampf.

Napalm Death: You're a vegan.

Gojira: You're a level 5 vegan.

Dragonforce: You take Runescape too seriously.

Disturbed: Your Xbox gamertag is "XxIndestructiblexX"

Slipknot: Your mom let you watch "It" when you were 7.

Avenged Sevenfold: Metallica isn't Metallica enough for you.

Pig Destroyer: You're currently shitting your pants.

Noisem: You want everyone else to shit their pants.