Domestic . Domestic puppification. Like making you sit on the ground when I'm on the couch. Or only giving you your food in a dog bowl, and letting you eat after I've started. You have to ask me for permission to get water, or use the bathroom, or go on walks, but you're not allowed to talk. I don't understand all your barking, silly. Use your paws.
Of course when we do go on walks you have to be leashed (can't have you running off), and I introduce you to all my friends as my dog. ("Do you wanna say hi, puppy? Say hi to the nice lady? No? Yeah, sorry. My dog is acting up again. Normally it's better behaved than this.") And I determine when you go to sleep, because it's when I lock you into your dog cage for the night. You sleep at the foot of my bed, of course. It's nice :)) I let you keep a toy in there so you don't get bored. Life of a housepet...