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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

sick fuck ate his wife