And Speak in Tongues to Whisper Secrets to the Dead

ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny

i love this post sm because all the faux intellectuals are in my notes like “op killed my family” and all the sexy philosophical bitches are in the tags like “ajkhsfhskfjhsjkfhskhfgsjgkshg”

Signal boost. LOOK OUT FOR THIS BULLSHIT!

I got this shit, too, and fuck them.

This serves double duty for poisoning the well by creating mistrust of the actual census taking efforts.

*gives you a shiny rock* i love you. *gives you a pretty flower* i love you. *gives you a pretty feather* i love you. *gives you a little toad* he loves you too

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

Physically, I may be here. But mentally I am in a small coastal village in New England, it's late afternoon in autumn and I am wearing a flannel and drinking apple cider. I'm sitting on my back porch, surrounded by trees, and the only sound is the faint sound of the waves crashing onto the shore in the distance.

I love being reminded which my followers are RTAH fans whenever Extra Life rolls around.

I really might fuck around and throw parties for an unrequited love 🤔

dude get your fucking flashlight out of my face i can't see shit

i don't care if "my eyes are glowing" and "humans can't do that", turn off your fucking torch and stop screaming you idiot

Some people really are meant to be temporary but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the time while it lasts. honestly im tired of this mindset that every relationship you have is supposed to “last forever” like that’s just setting yourself up to be dissatisfied! there’s nothing wrong with acknowledging that some people are just meant to brighten up your life for a short amount of time like people move around, jobs change, life circumstances change, vacations happen, let yourself be fluid with it as well!

I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral

He gave them a year and fair warning

done with being tender and yearning back to being feral and insane off the rails evil

brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

i think it’s really weird how shippers have turned top/bottom into Gender Roles The Sequel and are stereotyping people’s sex positions based on their physical appearance, personality traits, or even mental health status. “which one of you is the woman??” has evolved into “which one is the sweet soft tiny anxious uwu bratty bottom???” which is arguably weirder and more invasive.

Very sexy of obsidian to make a single player only role playing game with no pre order bonus, no special editions, and no microtransactions that criticizes capitalism and corporate culture