I'm that Guy

Fish in coconut sauce...👌🍴🔥👈😋 ...now she's just showing off. #foodie #curry #creamy #hungry #yumm #fishfillet #orgasmic (at Kahawa Sukari)

...isn't she stunning! #fabulous #gorgeous #stunner #daaaaamnnn #cwm💓 (at Kahawa Sukari Estate)

Kevin...whether it's a movie, a series or stand up special, this guy's good, hilariously good! My new muse!...comedy series. #kevinjames #comedy (at Kahawa Sukari Estate)

"...don't forget this night...t'was a magical night... #tbt #flash #AsmaraRestaurant #cwm💓 (at Asmara Restaurant)

😂😂😂😂....Yeeezar!😂 (at Kahawa Sukari Estate)

"If we have to give these bastards our lives...then we give them hell before we do." ... Captain Mifune I love the APUs!!! The Matrix! ✊✊💥💥👊👊🎥🎥💪💪 Grrrrrrr #ArmoredPersonnelUnit(APUs) #Lethals #Heavies #captainmifune #Neo #theone #matrix #matrixreloaded #matrixrevolutions #forzion #zion (at Kahawa Sukari Estate)

Morning Sun!... #tgif #lovely #CWM💓 #denim (at Kahawa Sukari Estate)

Call me Mr. Cheeks! My hands desperately trying to hide the cause of my balloon cheeks🙈 Sleek though I am, you didn't notice. Stare not at my hands but at my smile. Call me Mr. two rib bones smiles. nigga! hehehe... You cudda thought 'em two bones be my mics...coz I need more than one...drats. Mic drop I'm out...peace.🎤 #onemic #wannabe #fatpride #happy Photo credits📷...I don't know...claim it...hehehe (at Bavaria Gardens)

Laaawd!...I think I just did! Please don't be a false alarm! Amen. #murderinthefirst #2014 really where was I! #Sigh If any of yo tell me it got cancelled we going to have a serious problem. Tusikosane tafasadhali! #weekendplot. (at Kahawa Sukari)

Every Star Wars fan remembers when Nien Nunb👆 spoke in Kikuyu on Return of the Jedi!!!😂🙈 Happens the character was voiced by a Mr. Kipsang Rotich in 1983 while interning at Skywalker Sound. Rotich had spoken in the Kikuyu (Haya) and Kalenjin dinienalect... Check the link below for a gloriously satisfying story of how Actor Christian Simpson sets out to find him one clue at a time...enjoy😀👍👇👇👇 http://www.starwars.com/news/the-road-to-rotich-finding--nunb-part-1 http://www.starwars.com/news/the-road-to-rotich-finding-nien-nunb-part-2 #starwarsday #maytheforcebewithyou #maythefourthbewithyou (at Kahawa Sukari)

Made my Easter! #letitgo hehehe to the creator...kudos! #thomasthedoubter (at Kahawa Sukari)

...of night and day Blanks and smiles Bright and dark The candles and the sun... Life in Contrast🌓 DN© #life #CWM💓 #MemorableMoments #poetry #cheeks #beautifulpeople. (at Bavaria Gardens)

Sniff sniff...huge part of my childhood right here!😢...gone. 80's babies you know what I'm talking about. This guy right here gave me nightmares, horror scenes, exhilaration,excitement at the same time. Mark William Calaway thank you! End on an era. #undertaker #wwf #raw #endofanera #wwe #wrestlemania #wrestling #markwilliamcalaway (at Kahawa Sukari)

...in all things give thanks to God. #tgifridays #ｔｇｉｆ #yellow #kamba #embu #KambasNColors #missingsomeone #CWM💓 That forehead vein though #sigh 😣😞😭😰... (at Bavaria Gardens)