ɪ ɴᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ sᴘᴇᴇᴄʜ

❝This gonna be good.❞

❝Butter fixes everything.❞

❝I miss being home.❞

❝When you know how to eat, you know how to cook.❞

❝I’m a badass.❞

❝That was kind of hot.❞

❝Are you calling me a weakling?❞

❝How do you feel?❞

❝Winning isn’t everything.❞

❝You’re too salty. Relax.❞

❝I’m gonna have to quiet the demons.❞

❝She’s having a meltdown. What a shame.❞

❝I like unicorns, and I like juggling.❞

❝I want to know what love is.❞

❝This is a second career for me.❞

❝I don’t understand it. I’m just baking it.❞

❝We don’t have time for this.❞

❝Mayonnaise can be a powerful force in the universe.❞

❝Oh my gosh, this is super stressful.❞

❝I crave attention.❞

❝Don’t tell my mom, but my dad has a crush on you.❞

❝I need a beer.❞

❝Can I give you a hug?!❞

❝My mother always told me, be a duck.❞

❝Dessert is my nemesis.❞

❝I’m glad to hear you say the truth.❞

❝You have to find confidence from within. Its not gonna come from anyone else.❞

❝Don’t talk over me.❞

❝I think you’re wrong.❞

❝It tastes like food.❞

❝I just want to do what I love.❞

❝I have no plan.❞

❝Does it really matter if you die young? If you’ve enjoyed yourself up to that point?❞

❝You went overboard.❞

❝My mouth is on fire.❞

Mechamaru vs Panda-senpai

(idea @eternalkonoha )