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do you ever just feel yourself?

that’s because you know you’d have a million guys texting you and trying to call you and you’d go insane. don’t even try to tell me that i’m lying or wrong because i know i’m not. exactly, it’s not like i’m going to say yes and send them nudes, you know? even though that would be funny as fuck, i just can’t do it. hey, stop keeping secrets from me! tell me what you were going to say, nessa, or roni is going to become my number one and aaron is going to punch me but i’ll be okay. i feel like you lie a lot to me but i’m just going to keep playing your games because i’m having too much fun. oh my god, can you even cook? i don’t think you can. when are you inviting me to film a video with you? we can do anything.

what kind of cake? just for science. nice to meet you, nessa! thank you so much, that’s so sweet. i’ve heard of you and veronica, but i haven’t caught up on your youtube videos.. or videos in general, sadly. 

i think i’m just trying to find a way to have fun, you know? but it’s been crazy now, i can barely reply my friends on whatsapp without seeing a new notification appearing out of nowhere. i’m not going to lie, i was considering it but then marcelo told me the person would share it with the world and that’s a no from me. you said you think i wouldn’t do that but i almost did, are you disappointed yet? all jokes aside, i wouldn’t send people a dick picture, i know they’d share it with the world and i’d be extremely embarrassed. that’s the way to go, only share your number with the cool people, the people you love most. are you lying to me now, nessa? did it work? was it good? did you end up setting the kitchen on fire? what happened? give me details.

Apparently I saved myself a memo last night titled “cake” and all it says is “I love it so much”. I think it’s safe to say that I can come to several conclusions, and I’m such a messy person. Anyways, I’m Camila, and when I get my life together, it’s over for everyone.

Quite a few months ago I put my number on Twitter because I’m the worst at this whole social media thing, right? No big deal. Needless to say, since then, my phone has been blowing up. And no, I will not change my phone number because it’s too entertaining. From pictures of hash to breaking up with people, also figuring out I have a bunch of children around the world. I feel like I’ve delivered the same amount of entertainment. I just received the first text in a while saying “if you’re James and you know it, show me your dick.” If I’m honest, for the first time in a long time I don’t know what to reply. I’m just sitting here laughing. Maybe I’ll put my number on Twitter again, I love entertainment. Enough about me, what is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for absolutely no reason?

sean: oh, really? how's the new house? are you fully unpacked then?

sean: you're fine. i don't think you can anyone me :)

nessa: it's great, it's bigger than the last one, but yeah we're finally unpacked.

ariana: i did !!!!!! i’m extra, don’t mind me. yes, u will !!!! u can pick a flight time n everything, bc i didn’t know what u had going in the next couple hrs. but yes, i’ll see u so soon n i am stokeddddd. ♡ ♡ ♡

I had a great couple of days off, minus one mishap, but now I’m ready to get back to work. I miss my Carol’s Second Act family and can’t wait to see them next week!

@hfrpstarters

It was super fun. I was there for work but doing what I love and discovering new places at the same time was a blessing. Well if you go back to Europe soon, I don’t recommend haggis! I’m Adria, by the way, I don’t think we’ve met before.

i feel like it tastes the exact same as la croix, just —- y’know —- alcoholic. give it a shot, ‘n lemme know when you try it what ‘ya think. you think i’m popular? ness, gimme a break —– you’re jus’ boosting my ego ‘cos you’re nice, ‘n ‘ya really don’t have to do all that. please do; i’m always in the business of looking for more friends. bit of a small circle i’ve got, y’know, the team ‘n all. a couple guys from home. if you’re lying, i’d never know. swear i don’t know anybody’s slogan these days … half of ‘em don’t even make sense.

I moved to different apartments and a house in that time, but that was all in the same area. I was….17, almost 18? When we moved from Louisiana, i think we actually went to this festival i was playing at the day i finished my junior year of high school and then went home to load up all of our belongings and left for Tennessee. I’m almost 28 now, and I’ve got full responsibility over this move now which is a big deal for me. Its like a 29 hour drive, so it’s gonna be intense but I’m hoping having so far to travel will give me a chance to decompress and just relax a little bit. Driving usually helps me clear my head.

“Tea sounds like a great idea right now. I’m not much of a juice person to be honest, especially the kind where they put like - ten veggies into one drink? It does not spark joy, Marie.”

sean: it is, i'm over all the moving and other personal stuff. it's nice to just relax. i'll try to at least let you know

sean: alright, please do. i need the reminders sometimes

nessa: i also get busy so i understand all of that along with your personal stuff. we also just recently moved into a new house and finally got settled with with things.

“Feeling super under the weather, but I keep thinking about that video of the hamster eating a carrot underneath a makeshift blanket, and I think I feel less like death? Sweet animal videos like that are almost medicinal. The pig eating a cookie while lying in bed? Perfect.” @hfrpstarters

I know what you’re talking about, yes. I would probably fail at it too so you don’t have to feel too bad about it. I used to be really bad at pole dancing as well but I’ve gotten a lot better over the months that have passed. I think that is probably the most challenging thing I’ve done thus far.

sean: aww, i promise, i'll text you more often. pretty settled with things for now

sean: yeah.. i do that sometimes. i'll try not to so you don't worry, sweetness

nessa: oh that's good that you're all settled. but if you get busy i understand but i will expect more texts than before.