me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them

Like you’ve never wanted to lay in a giant bowl of mashed potatoes.

You ever just want to intensely treat someone fucking right

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

It’s complicated because I care and don’t care at the same time

relationship goals

Dude it’s so crazy like. When we want attention we can just go online and like post a picture or something. But like. Back in the day if you wanted attention you’d have to fake a seizure and be like “I saw. Mercy. In the wood. Calling on the devil. To make her the most powerful witch in the wood. ”

rmao (run my ass over)