meh

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

We all do, buddy. We all do

things happen to me

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

yk what I love? that the first text we have written by a woman in England was a Roman woman inviting her best friend to her birthday

guy who's about to invent the webp file: what if there was a file format that made you suicidal

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

As will I.

save: floppy disk -> up your ass

Do not the floppy disk up your ass!

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes