ruin me, ruin us, and I'll let you

the teacher calls a parent teacher conference with the two girls and sarah and her parents and the teacher are waiting for 15 minutes when natalie comes in with ian (her teenage brother), who immediately says, “May I See The Note In Question?” teacher hands it over and ian says “has natalie actually confessed to writing this?” the teacher (who has had ian before) responds “ian i am not doing this. her name is on the paper and ive compared the handwriting to her assignments and shes the only one who uses red pen. she wrote the note.” ian is silent for a moment, looks over at sarah, and goes “have we considered that perhaps this girl simply has horrible vibes?”

sarah’s parents are like “OKAY where are your parents??” and ian says “mums in prison she shot natalie 🙄😒 obviously” and natalie in an attempt to impress intimidate sarah adds “she shot me in my foot. it didn’t even hurt that much.”

sarahs parents and the teacher, both thoroughly disturbed, stare in shock. sarahs father hesitantly asks “your father...?” and ians like “idk hes in monaco or something. anyway back to this girl’s unfortunate vibes”