i'm gonna burn this city

nikolai and julian, 30 years later

It’s finally here! Christoph’s birthday!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCHPIDER YOU OLD FUCK! ❤ ❤ ❤

Jesus fucking Christ you’re turning 50 and yet you look like THIS?!

there must be something wrong with you…THE GERMAN GENE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m so happy and excited, hope I’ll not start crying while writing this.

As always, I wish you and your family only the best and for you to keep being healthy, in an amazing shape like always and with a strong will to keep doing your job. Keep destroying those drums of yours, make yourself heard. I also do wish you to have a daughter so please do make sweet love to your beautiful wife so the Schneider family to have a mini Frau. You’re a fuckable father, I will not lie. You have two beautiful sons and a gorgeous young wife, I’m jealous, I’m also SO HAPPY that you finally found someone with who to walk through life together. You deserve it, baby, you deserve everything that this life has good.

You’re a strong man, you served the army, you come from a family which is linked to the opera, you have a high musical education, you torture your bandmates dressed as a woman and YOU LOOK HELLA FINE DOING IT! 

The amount of respect I have for you can not be measured. I respect all 6 of you but you have a place in my heart. You’re soft and sweet on the outside with such a kind heart, you’re so….human but still, if something is to bother you you step up and make yourself clear. You’re the exact german face I grew up to. [creepy, I know, I always imagined germans looking somewhat like him]

You bring a smile to our faces and we praise you for your Frau act and not only You gave birth to Frau Schneider, you created this character which is so loved, hope you do realize that.

I hope you and your family will have the peace you want, your privacy to be respected.

You are talented, handsome, smart, charming, your DNA is made out of kittens. You’re a man made by God himself. You keep that burning fire that is placed inside your heart, it keeps you so young and full of life, hope that in 50 yearf from now you’ll be the same.

You are a man worth being looked up as a masterpiece. There are many things people can and should learn from and about you because you have so many layers, you are more than meets the eye.

Now, let’s go back and see some of your moments xD

FIRST

boy you really do hate yourself if you tortured your hair like that OR you have some big balls

OH MY GOD THE HORROR

Schneider no

you’re so old and adorable and cuuute I want to squish you :3

HUSBAND DONE WITH YOUR SHIT SCHNEIDER xD

please someone give him his glasses…

staaaahp it xD

:3

oh my…

now you feel me, Christoph xD

asdfghjkl gaaaahhhhh

you’re really awkward but so adorable xD

but still you’re one of the most beautiful men I ever laid eyes on

Your eyes hold the universe and I could go on and on about you but I have to stop here.