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Aha! Sock Monkey found my sleeping pills. No wonder he's been so quiet... #zonked #SleepyMonkey

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Oh, what the... #ThatsMyLaptop #AndMyCouch #GoFuckYourselfMonkey

#thatsmylaptop #gofuckyourselfmonkey #andmycouch

It's never good to walk in and find your Sock Monkey field stripping and loading your .45... #NiceMonkey #StepAwaySlowly

#stepawayslowly #nicemonkey

Oh, God, No... #ImAlmost4FeetTall #SoICanKickYou #InTheNuts

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Questions like that scare me. #WhereIsSockMonkey #PlanningYourDeath

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Shit. Sock Monkey found the absinthe. #JustWantedSomeIce #FairyMonkey #AintEasyBeingGreen

#ainteasybeinggreen #fairymonkey #justwantedsomeice

Looks like Sock Monkey got into my meds again. He'll probably do that for hours... #ZombieMonkey #duuuuuuude

#duuuuuuude #zombiemonkey

Hrm. I think "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" is giving Sock Monkey ideas... #SchemingMonkey

#schemingmonkey

I DIDN'T MEAN **RIGHT NOW**! #BADMONKEY

#badmonkey

Monkey is helping hang Xmas lights! #GoodMonkey #YouCanHaveTequilaTonight

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Breathe deep you little Fucker. #SuckItIn #PlathingTheMonkey

#suckitin #plathingthemonkey

Thank you, Monkey. #nicemonkey #forachange

#forachange #nicemonkey

Umm.... #whee #crazymonkey

#crazymonkey #whee

Oh, for fucks sake. Make sure you flush. #partymonkey

It all started one day when I came back to my apartment to find my Sock Monkey wearing my Victorian mask…

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I took away some privileges (no TV/wifi when I’m gone, and NO drinking)… He didn’t react kindly to that.

Too bad it won't kill him. (He's a Sock, people.) Tomorrow is going to suck, though! (Serves you right, you little asshole monkey...)

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