An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Fast and the Furious Series, Fast & Furious (2009)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Brian O'Conner/Mia Toretto, Brian O'Conner/Dominic Toretto, Letty Ortiz/Dominic Toretto
Characters: Brian O'Conner, Dominic Toretto, Letty Ortiz, Mia Toretto, Tej Parker, Original Female Character(s), Roman Pearce
Summary:
There’s something Brian never told the Torettos while he was undercover: he has a daughter. Now that he gets another chance to be a good dad and fix things for Dom, what will he do?
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-Graduated in the top 4% of his year
-was bullied by jocks
-Is a history nerd
-was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it
-Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”
Jean-Luc Picard:
-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards
-broke more hearts than he can remember
-started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart
-likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun
-wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead
And yet people still manage to get it backwards???
Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*
Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.
* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.
Meanwhile, Captain Benjamin Sisko is a gourmet chef, art collector, amateur baseball player, and a loving and involved father who commits occasional war crimes and scares Klingons.
His first officer is a terrorist who likes playing space squash.
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Inspired by the Bucky Wants series by @melitta4ever. Definitely not me begging for Tony to pull his head out of his arc reactor already and admit he’s madly in love with Bucky. Nope. Just pure coincidence.
a case of you by ausgezeichnet / @oldguardians
Summary:
Ilya and Shane soulbond with a handshake in a freezing parking lot in Saskatchewan. It actually doesn’t change very much, until Shane’s concussion drives everything haywire, forcing them into close proximity and an earlier confrontation with all the feelings they’ve been trying to ignore.
Or: as it turns out, it’s easier than you’d think to be in someone’s head and still not know how they feel.
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I do also have a little headcanon that LWJ didn’t talk until he was about six or so, so when he was young LXC did most of the talking for him – Wangji wants more rice, Wangji doesn’t like that noise, Wangji’s tired now, Wangji wants a rattle drum please thank you Uncle. And either Qiren or a Lan head healer interpreted this as “Wangji is being lazy and allowing Xichen to speak for him,” instead of “Wangji can’t speak,” and they told Xichen he wasn’t allowed to do this anymore to Teach Wangji How To Talk. It didn’t work, of course, and there were many small child tantrums of the “I can’t communicate now and I’m upset about it” manner and eventually they let Xichen start talking for him again (as he, and Sizhui, do in canon sometimes) but it was a Formative Memory for both of them.
@alex-rants said: correct me if I’m wrong, bit is this what we call selective mutism?
It could be! Selective mutism is where people can speak in situations where they’re comfortable but don’t/can’t speak in stressful situations.
I was thinking of autistic LWJ when I made this post, so I wasn’t thinking of selective mutism then – he just isn’t able to speak, period, for a long time. Basically I HC him as nonverbal as a child.
But I think when he’s an adult he’s both semiverbal and selectively mute! It’s mentioned in the novel that it’s extremely rare for him to speak outside of Cloud Recesses, but he does speak WITHIN Cloud Recesses, which would match with selective mutism.
There’s a lot of ways to interpret lwj’s speech and lack of speech patterns! But that’s my personal hc: autistic, semiverbal and selectively mute.
"I think he would be a good dad. Things didn’t work out with his and Hannibal’s adopted daughter, maybe a biological child would help their relationship."
"Bc he’d get to be even more pathetic and sad eyed and mopey. 😈"
"look at him. wet dog man."
"HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?! Even Hannibal knew he had to lock that down by any means necessary. His aura just screams “pls baby trap me.""
""feeling paternal will?" "aren't you?" type yes to affirm boy pregnancy."
Will Graham propaganda from last season
[Sans]
"I need him prego for... reasons... I feel like he would parent like a cat, aka doing nuthing but sleeping next to the mimis like a snorlax plushie (he is the plushie)."
"... i think it'd make his life so so so much worse and I'm So Here For It."
Vote Will Graham. He has a questionable not a C-section but could be a C-section scar.
I stand by all that novel-length propaganda I wrote for him last season and think of how funny it could be if he ends up against Batman/Bruce Wayne again this season.
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"Just look at him. Maomao is over there writing prose of his appearance in her POV for a reason. 👀"
"I need to see Jinshi pregnant because this man is the perfect androgynous twink, even his female love interest imagines him with men as often as she does women. The best part is that Maomao would be endlessly fascinated by the situation and study the phenomenon extensively. What's more is that she's completely capable of providing care throughout the whole experience. Jinshi would be the most likely to fall pregnant as he is not only the most beautiful person in the land, but also exudes sex appeal at every turn. I'm also very interested in seeing a f/m mpreg relationship as most of the ones I've seen are always m/m."
Jinshi propaganda from last season
[Bobby]
"He is FATHER MATERIAL. Such a fun, goofy, compassionate soul. And he'd look so cute with a baby bump!"
"Please please please please ple (he's a good caretaker and also just an absolute cutie)."
"Listen. Listen. Bobby is my trans guy blorbo of all time. He's got that trans guy swag OFF the walls. He's short. He's kinda chubby. He's got a scraggly beard. He's great at his job and kind and just overall a good man. I think he deserves a beautiful tall trans woman to sweep him off his feet and knock him up. He'd be so beautiful with a pregnant glow. Please please please let Bobby get knocked up I'm begging you."
"He makes mpreg jokes in canon and genuinely wishes he could have biological kids with his boyfriend. He's a bottom with gorgeous thighs and I think pregnancy would look great on him. Plus, his kids would be insanely good at hockey, which I don't care about but he does."
"he would baby trap ilya if he could."
"he’s just so incredibly breedable."
"Look at him he WANTS to be pregnant."
"I just want him in a Situation tbh."
"bc he is breedable."
"He needs him pregnant, specifically in the second book; Shane is looking at his husband thinking I will give that man children no matter what."
"Not just me - his actor needs him pregnant too!! The boy gets asked when he's having kids and jumps DIRECTLY to a joke about the other person knocking him up, he wants it BAD."
"Ummmm I feel like this is self explanatory but this canon bottom just deserves it. Also, the best thing would be his partner, Ilya, who would dote so freaking hard on a pregnant partner in general and Shane in particular. Like, the domesticity and caretaking would be off the wall!"
"He would be such an earnest dad! He would love to give Ilya a flock of babies to spoil and play in the pool with. Those kids would be the greatest hockey players ever known. Also he (and his boyfriend) would find it really hot."
"Even Hudson (his actor) admits that he should be pregnant, and he knows Shane better than anyone - also… have you seen this man? He's the most omega omega to have omega'd. 💞🏒"
"He has those deep brown bottom eyes."
"He is so omega-coded."
"never before have people from so many different walks of life been united by one man's submissiveness and breedability. arguably it doesn't quite fit with his characterization as a professional athlete with food/body/control issues, and yet! the siren call of mpreg prevails.
said "jeez, you want to get me pregnant too?" in response to being asked if he's planning on starting a family
very endeared by the sight of ilya with kids and in the book immediately wonders if ilya wants kids
hudson williams has given his blessing"
"That man needs to be pupped, he has the saddest wettest eyes on this planet. 100% bottom energy. Could you imaging how much more emotional turmoil he could cause Ilya if he was carrying his child?"
"Actor literally encouraged fans to get him pregnant. Softest boy. Eager to please."
"Look at him!! He's so breedable! He is so omega-coded!!!"
"No one wants it more than the actor Hudson Williams! Please! Do it for Hudson!"
"His actor claimed he was playing him as a wolf in heat. He is practically begging to be knocked up."
"This boy is so breedable, I can’t even find words to explain it. It’s intrinsic. He’s the closest thing to an omega we’ve seen in western television. He literally asks another character if they are going to get him pregnant too. Man almost melts at the sight of his boyfriend playing with children at a pool and in the source material he literally starts thinking about wanting kids. He holds a baby in one scene and nothing has ever looked more right: He is responsible mom-coded to the extreme. Not to mention the actor has literally played him as a ‘coyote in heat’ in one of the scenes. Give 👏 this 👏 man 👏 a 👏 baby!"
"He's an athlete, he can handle it. The actor has given his blessing to get Shane pregnant. He and Ilya will raise it with love."
"This boy screams omega energy and Ilya breeds this boy every chance he gets."
"The actor who plays him, Hudson Williams, fully endorses mpreg. Also every time he gets to engage with online fans being freaky in interviews and stuff he loves it and wishes they'd be freakier. Also he's literally pretty."
"he's making mpreg jokes. he's staring at his boyfriend lovingly around kids while visibly ovulating. he's submissive and breedable."
"bc big brown yearning bottom eyes."
"Boy be hella omega. Bottom yearning eyes btw."
[Arthur]
"This rough and tumble cowboy is the definition of a man's man. Tough and yet complex, full of emotional depth, and so so incredibly breedable. He's 36, his biological clock is ticking, and we need to get that man pregnant ASAP!!!!!"
"He is very submissive and breedable and Charles deserves to be a father."
