Nash is the name. Baseball's the game.

Apparently not very hard.

Remind you of anyone? 

Why does that not surprise me?

Hey, c'mon. He's trying. I think. 

Oh, right. I know now. So… are you one of those old, boring parents as well?

Far from it. I try to stay as far away from that stereotypical parenting style as I possibly can.

Really, now. Seems like he’s got more game than his dad.

He's more trouble than his dad, if anything. He's been put on academic probation over 2 times already.

You’re kidding. That’d only be great if the two of them weren’t carbon copies of the two of us. Make sure your son knows that cousins hooking up is incest. We don’t need a repeat of what almost happened in the laundry room.

Oh, he knows. Besides - kid's got a girlfriend now. And I don't think he wants to fuck that up. Ah, yes. The laundry room. I remember it like it was yesterday. 

Who?

Nash Benson. Father to your own Frankie Benson.

Your son is a more vulgar version of you as a high schooler, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

That's my boy. Hey - I think him and Alexis are close. That's good, right?

Maybe we’d talk more if you didn’t still act like we were in high school.

What are you talking about? I am totally a mature adult now. I mean, look at how my son turned out. I've raised him well.

Oh, shut up. You act like we never talk anymore.

Well, yes - we do talk. Not as much as I'd like but, hey. What can you do?

Oh god, everyone hide while you still can.

Nice to see you too, Gem. I'm doing great, thank you for asking. 

You’re very persuasive. In fact I’m putting my coat on right now to go to your room. Just my coat, if you get what I mean. 

Damn, babe. I can't wait.

You’re going to flunk out, and I’m going to have to be alone for another year. I’ll end up homeless and mugged because you failed school.

Excuse you. I may not be doing my homework but I do have great persuasive skills and in this day and age, they open up many more doors than a high school diploma ever will. We'll do just fine, babe. You and me. 

True… See you’re so tempting, Nashed Potatoes. Maybe I could.. Creep over for a quick calorie burn.

Knew you couldn't resist me. Then maybe I could help you with your homework...? Just kidding. Everybody knows I never do homework.

Don’t tempt me. I have so much homework to do.

That's ridiculous. It's Saturday night, are you insane?

Ugh, so much homework.

How many times do I have to tell you that you're beautiful until you start believing it? And hey, if you're not dancing, I can definitely think of a couple things that could help us burn a few calories.