pardon the mess

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.  

Did you weaponize the chickens?

You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

theodore sturgeon was not writing about dr mccoy fisting spock in 1966 for you to be AI generating your fic

star trek heritage post (July 12th, 2025)

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song

I suggest using your local library!

@official-library-posts

official library post

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet

The thought occurred to me that Tenna is the only boss to acknowledge Ralsei by name and treat him as part of the trio because Kris created the chapter 3 Dark fountain. That world is infused with Kris’s care for Ralsei