Escape

The Boss

The moment we will have a civilization on mars companies are going to sell oxygen and make it as expensive as insulin

A snooze button was the most counterproductive addition to a productive product.

Let’s get rich together and disappear

Your clothes only get caught on door handles when you’re in a bad mood

Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way