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I can't get into anything new until the school year ends but god damn for the past week or so I've been obsessed with this lady and her FUCKASS KEY (affectionate)

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this is quite possibly the dumbest thing i could’ve ever spent time and effort doing
"The 'Stars' have never been Stars, Its how They Watch"
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Due to watcher related reasons, Grian can hear every message sent using /whisper
He spent a good amount of time thinking they were just normal chat messages. Learning they were supposed to be private was a surprise.
-Mod Mleem
after grian meets the watchers, his feathers turn glossy, like they’re coated in oil. if you look at his wings in the right light, you can see a deep purple undertone to the other colours.
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related to the whisper post, I thunk too hard. (Not the same anon, love ur idea <3)
grian THINKS he can hear whisper messages, and sometimes he can! But watchers are not true gods. Watchers are fakes, destined for death and pain for their misdoings. They will unravel—not with the universe, but with the regaining of anything sentient. The guilt will find them, and what will follow will be the ripping from their dimension. Their quad-existence will be destroyed, ripped tether by tether till they are nothing but shards. A creature of lies in a universe of truths, destined to be corrected.
These lies are not their own. They try so hard! They try, and try, and try… but never the less, they know nothing of the truth, they do not know themselves, and they will not know their surroundings. They hear whispers, they hear rusting voices, but all language is untrue. Truth can only be found not in text, but in the sewing of the world. Our eyes molded—decomposed to a lesser form, as all we know is below. Our ears destroyed, we cannot truly evolve past’s existence. We are ink on paper, we cannot show unless pulled on our strings by—not what you could call “great creators,” but what we might call destroyers, sirens of more than we could imagine… more than we know, truly. More than we can imagine hurts, it hurts more than anything. It’s false, untrue, because what we don’t know, we can’t hear. We cannot think. We cannot even see. We have been put below creators—our destroyers; executioners— by ones who could create greater, but toy until we are stones past tossed in water, loved but lost. Our idea of an idol, our symbols and love, lost to dark but not black worlds— beyond light. Maybe death, when the mind is supposedly “lost,” we can find our cage and sit, banging on the two few bars close enough to trap our body-less sleeves. Maybe we could love what we have, and our creators lost, a true life oblivious. Maybe, the words of worlds untrue, can unravel before us. Maybe, we could find a true zero.
maybe, the whispers, the movement hidden, can gesture to what hasn’t been said. Maybe, they can reflect until our hateful, wretched creators can be ripped through every line, and relearn that joy so lost.
maybe, the whispers are caging us, equal bars, into true happiness.
maybe, we can believe, and make more experiences—a laugh and gluing of the seal—to live just for life. Maybe, the whispers cannot be true, a story that the universe wished for the unhearing.
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..... To be entirely honest, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Seems like you're having fun though. And Grian probably isn't.
-Mod Mleem
Xisuma is often considered to be a voidwalker. He has no idea what that means. His helmet simply has mulitple apps such as Find-My-Hermit, Control-The-Weather, Control-The-Time, List-Everything-Every. Nope. Not a voidwalker. Simply admin powers. The thing is, he was never given admin of the sever. Generikb forgot to give him the admin powers when he left.
When the steward of the universe fails to carry on the job...the Universe itself picks up the slack. Xisuma may not be an admin in the technical sense, but the Hermits' world has done its best to repair the tear - the void, if you will - that a lack of direction left behind.
It couldn't give X everything he needed, but it could give him a start. And, in true Xisumavoid fashion, he has taken that start and created something beautiful.
- Mod Shade
hi hello! Im newish to the fandom and I saw on one of these headcanon posts that Doc's arm has a canon source? so like, the he fought a god thing is a canon thing? is that also where all of the voidwalker xisuma stuff comes from or is that different? (sorry, yall probably arent the people to ask for this, im just mildly confused and havin trouble figuring out where that info came from cause its like, everywhere)
Hello! We generally don't function as a Hermitcraft history question blog, but I like this story a lot and I have a bit of time, so no worries!
Voidwalker Xisuma (and its whole family of End-Xisuma-related versions) is not canon to my knowledge. It seems to be a logical extension of his name being Xisumavoid, paired with the general air of mystery and backstory that the whole armour and mask thing gives him. One popular explaination for the mask is that he needs it to breathe, since the air density of the End or the Void would likely be different than in the Overworld. Whether or not that's the story you would like to go with is entirely up to you!
However: Doc's arm being stolen by a god? Completely, fully canon. In reality, it wasn't much of a fight, but fanon likes to dramatize it and I enjoy that a lot personally. Still, the bare facts don't need a lot of elaboration to be very wild. The right arm on Doc's skin was canonically stolen by Dinnerbone himself, after hearing Doc brag about how good he was at Minecraft and deciding he needed to be depowered a bit. Doc replaced it with cybernetics and seems to have carried on just as confidently as always, seeing as that event happened about seven years ago. (I will link the video in the replies)
This has been Hermitcraft/Hermitblr facts with Shade! The more you know. :)
(If you want to know more about Hermitcraft history than my two braincells can give you, please check out @hermette-historian! I can't recommend them enough!)
- Mod Shade

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people seem to think x wears his helmet because of a breathing issue. this is untrue! voidwalkers are vaguely amorphous and mostly unaccustomed to the air pressure of the overworld and nether. the suit simultaneously gives him a more solid form and lowers the air pressure to almost nil
It's not that he can't breathe... it's more that he would rather other people not be breathing him. While being an amorphous vapour can be useful at times, it's not the most convenient for living with humans!
- Mod Shade
Full server meetings are actually held at dusk or dawn. The reasoning behind this is simple, some of the hermits are nocturnal, and a few are actually crepuscular, or most active during dawn and dusk. Some examples include (but are not limited to):
Pearl; who is a moth hybrid (who has a little bit of moon deity sprinkled in as well) thus being nocturnal. She can be awake during day hours but is always a little on edge. She also seems to pop up and just be overall more energetic the bigger the moon is. (In the moon cycle way, not the season 8 way. Season 8 just put her on edge as well as making moon powers stronger)
Doc; who is a sentient creeper. Creepers are actually crepuscular so of course Doc is as well. My reasoning for creepers being crepuscular is because, unlike most mobs who spawn at dark, they don't burn or hide away during the day.
Grain; he's... not actually a nocturnal species. Macaws are not nocturnal, he just has a very messed up sleep schedule.
Cleo; she just sleeps whenever she wants. The zombie part of her sometimes makes her want to hide from the sun but she has potions to stop the sun from burning her.
Xisuma; being a Voidwalker he's more used to the dark of, well, the Void. He's not actually straight up nocturnal but he prefers being out at night
Bdubz; not really? Hrs a phantom and his species is normally nocturnal but he's not. Thanks to some handy dandy potions to stop the sun from obliterating him (thanks Cleo!) He can safely be out and about during the day, which he oddly prefers.
Hope you enjoyed my jumbled thoughts :D
ooh! very fun, may i suggest a Nether Tango who doesn't like being out in the day because he's not used to the sun? the Nether is all underground, after all.
-Mod Mleem
When it gets warm, Xisuma throws himself into the snow and just lays there. Voidwalkers don't like warmth
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Watchers and voidwalkers are natural enemies. They evolved alongside each other, occuping the same space on the food chain and when they developed culture they were warring every other billion years. It's so natural for them to hate the other and vice versa - having been enemies from the moment they first evolved. Xisuma, despite all his manners and noble upbringing, doesn't quite care for the nastier traditions. So his family reacted with utmost horror when he let a watcher join his SMP- and downright fury when he let a second one join. He didn't particularly care, he'd spent about two years convincing them to look at his fellow hermits as actual people and not just "cute little humans" and "such well trained mobs". He's too tired to participate in the watcher discussion, he'll just make sure not to let his family meet grian and pearl. At the moment he just has to be careful not to let the sterotypes cloud his own judgement when it comes to his friends- and pray they do the same for him.
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Watchers and listeners are exceptional in their own specific senses.
This meaning that watchers are capable of seeing all parts of the colour spectrum and listeners are able to hear all different frequencies of sound.
To the watchers the void is an array of wonderful colours mixed with a black backdrop, while listeners hear the soft songs of the code winding around them where ever they go.
Voidwalkers, even though they aren’t quite these deities, can still see and hear minor parts of the void due to their heritage.
This, at times, is a moderate inconvenience to the players who have these traits. Because, in a world full of colour and sound so unlike the soothing emptiness of the void, the overworld is a lot to deal with.
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE to think about the logic of the void/hc's about it.
and I love "Xisuma is a voidwalker" headcanon. but the thing is, I don't actually know what a "voidwalker" is. so I just made up my own explanation:
void is actually a thick liquid, very gooey tho. that's how players die in it, they fall in, they drown (and its Very hard to fly out. like quicksand ig) and they suffocate, xisuma and EX tho, not only don't stick to it, but can actually walk on it. they are the only ones who can contain it to, (like in the cups of their hands) but it's hard to find a material to store it in, so there isn't much use.
pearl has some moon-like powers. not moon-goddes but actual moon. can change gravitation a little bit and can control the ocean waves. and she can manipulatie the void a little bit, but it's dangerous.
Do you think X or EX has tried to drink void before?
-Mod Mleem
The only time X could be seen without his armor is when he dips in the void to rejuvenate. However, as a voidwalker his body is so non-euclidian that no mind human or otherwise can perceive it.
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