naomi

Naomi: I think we should meet on Friday. I’ve waited a long time to talk to you about this. I don’t want to wait anymore.

Naomi: I can be free Friday.. or this weekend. I really do want to talk about it.

Of course the industry! I’m not trying to puff up your ego. It’s true. Well, I’m sure you’ll get your chance to try it out and see which one is better. That is if I haven’t become immune to your charms. Does that mean you’re going to ask me out?

Too late, you already did. Well I certainly hope you haven’t, that would be quite the shame. But then again, no one’s ever called my charm into question, so now I might be a little nervous and off my game, who knows? I did just ask you to run off to Greece with me, does that mean you’re gonna say yes?

You’d be missed too greatly. You can’t quit your day job. I’d like to think that I have more willpower than I did when we saw each other last. I think you could’ve kissed me once and I would’ve spilled every daydream. But, let’s hope I’ve grown a bit.. or maybe not. You can hope the opposite if you’d like.

By who? The industry? I think you’re just trying to puff up my ego. This is all new information to me, because truth be told, had I known, I might have used it to my advantage. I can’t say which one I hope happens more, but I can say I’m up for the adventure of all of it.

Absolute professionals, Dacre! We’ll just have to leave the entertainment industry. So, maybe we should keep it from being too good? Daydreaming gets you, then? Should I tell you some of those daydreams? No, no! I can’t. Don’t ask. It’s too vulnerable and you haven’t earned that quite yet. I’d say we do… unless I’m just talking way too much and you’re not interested and I need to shut up.

I know the saying normally is don’t quit your day job, but the lot of us might have to after this! Well when you just said it it did, yeah. Of course I think you should, but I get that. That’s gotta be earned. I’ll make my way there. If I wanted you to stop talking, I would have spoke up a lot sooner. So no need to worry there.

Thank God because I pulled that out of my ass. I don’t know anything about betting odds, either. I just wanted to impress you, if you did. So, I guess I did well. We’ll gamble in Greece and learn about betting odds, dammit! If anyone deserves trophies and medals for doing the absolute least, it’s us. We’ve been cheated of our awards. It was kind of obvious. But, I think it was obvious for both of us. We were just good people and didn’t want to cheat on our significant others. Besides, I think we both knew that engaging in anything, at the time, would’ve spoiled how special it felt. At least, I thought it was. But, I am a hopeless romantic. So, alas, I just kept to myself and daydreamed about you and then broke up with my ex and hoped it might happen someday. If that’s the case, then fuck yeah. You’re getting the kissable ass pants.

Did you really? Well then I am very impressed. That’s exactly, it. And how better to learn then in person, right in the thick of it all. Pros, we’ll be PROS by the time we leave. Watch out, world. We have been, but I guess that’s just life, right? All very valid points. Might have peaked my interests at the whole day-dreaming, bit. I guess we find ourselves at an interesting point in our whole…relationship now then, doesn’t it? This ass will be honored.

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I’ll bet about 10,000. The temptation to join you and continue watching will be strong. But, I think we’ll both make it through. That’s right! We’re scientific geniuses! There’s nothing we can’t do. I would hope the feeling was mutual. If it wasn’t, I’d just have to convince you. But, I figured it was since we both kept saying we “needed” to film the scene again because the chemistry “could be better”. Lies. We both knew we were just getting too excited. I’ll order you a ton of mugs and t-shirts and sweatshirts. I’ll even get you a pair of sweatpants with ‘very kissable’ on the booty.. It’ll be the new ‘juicy’.

I actually know nothing about betting or odds, but I’m gonna take it as a compliment, anyways. Come now, Naomi, one of us has to be the strong one here, and we all know that it’s you between the two of us. We are, where are our trophies or medals, what the hell. You figured right. And if you had actually asked me, I don’t think I would have been shy about giving the truthful answer – especially since I thought it was more then obvious on my end. I’m just shocked one of us finally admitted it. Be warned, I might not wear anything else if you do.

I’ll be there in an hour. We’ll do the study while we’re there. Two actors doing a study means it’ll be perfectly scientific and ready for peer review. Make time for little old me? That’s sweet! Or are you just trying to recreate our make-out scene? Not that I’d blame you. That was the only time I worried that I’d ever cheat on someone. You’re very kissable.

What do you think the Vegas odds are of me still being in bed watching Tik Tok when you get here? Sounds like a plan to me. And honestly? Who’s better qualified then us for this scientific feat? No one, that’s who. Don’t give me that little ole me bull, I know you, remember? Maybe I am? Good to know you wouldn’t be complaining if I was, gonna have to tuck that one in my back pocket. Since the feeling is quite mutual, but I’m sure you already know that. Might have to get that quote on a mug or a t-shirt or something.

I’m on my way! Greece sounds like a good rehab to me. Lots of hot women in bikinis that you can drool over, plenty of the best alcoholic beverages, and additional wonders for me to vaguely refer to… I still think you’re joking because I know you stay busy all the time. So, how does Mr. Booked have time to go to Greece with an old pal?

Key’s under the mat if that’s the case. Right? If you gotta do it, might as well do it right. Why is it the boozy bevies seem to taste so much better there? Has anyone done a study? Maybe it’s just a mental thing for tourists? But your vauge references are my favorite, why would I be joking? I don’t know about all that, besides. I have a project in post and one in pre, so see? Plenty of time. Besides, if not I’d still figure out how to make the time for you.

I’ll do it! TikTok will be gone! You’re too smart, Dacre! Don’t kill your brain cells with the idiocy of everyone who is chronically online. Let’s finally take that trip we always talked about. We’ll go to Greece, eat our weight in delicacies, read a ton of books, and sacrifice ourselves to Aphrodite in search of eternal love.

Then come over and do it! Because I’ll probably be here in bed scrolling still at this rate. I know, everything you’re saying makes sense – yet here I still am. It’s basically a sickness at this point, I might need rehab. But, that trip could be my rehab. You could be my life coach. Cuz it all sounds swell. I’m in. And if you were joking, then too bad. Because I already signed on.