Sunshine

You're fugly and mean.

It is, actually.

Nothing new for me either, just a lot of sitting around doing nothing. 

Kinda sucks.

Are you kidding?

So what’s good, Naomi? I feel like we haven’t spoken in ages. 

Nothing new, how about you?

He wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, fuckface.

No I was the red because the red was the fucking best.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Flat-Ass. 

Fuck you.

I prefer being the pink titan that fucked everything up.

No you dont.

What are you going to do, knock me out with your bony ass? 

My knuckles are what's bony. My ass is plush.

First things first, you're ugly and I hate you. And no, not as interested as you are in old crusty elderly ass.

You and everyone else, sweetheart. I'm a walking disaster. 

I can’t hit a girl, especially one with a small ass. That’s just cruel. 

Lets go. Right fucking now. Little dick.

Listen, biatch, Bon Jovi is a god. And his asshole is still intact so get at me.

I think we both know what would happen if we tried to fight. 

I'd win? What you don't wanna lose?