Oh, Kylar headcanons. Here I go.
First time Iâm even writing about anyone else, but Whitney. Happens once in a blood moon. Kylarâs actually how I even discovered DOL in the first place. Saw art of them online, thought âwow, what a cute looking girlâ, sought them out first in the game.
âBiggest whiplash I ever got. I mean, I knew they were a yandere, still crazy as fuck. Doesnât make them any less cuter though, even if they probably shower once a month.
content warning! : knife play, mentions of blood, lots of blood, kylar being a freak in general
Has that awkward little smile, the typa person to do the peace sign in a photo, teeth fully showing with their disheveled dark fringe obscuring their vision. I like to think that Kylar looks like that in their family painting, standing there all stiff with that awkward, shy grin of theirs, light flush on their cheeks. Makes me wanna pinch it, not gonna lie.
Makes silly little comics for you on a weekly basis just to hear you laugh, sketches up an idea in mind, colors the whole thing in their sketchbook before handing you the finished result at lunch in the cafeteria. Absolutely loves the sound of your laughter, giggles, snickering or snorting (no matter how you laugh). Just brings a proud grin to their face to see you happy and that theyâre the one responsible for it, making your lips curl up into that smile of yours that they like to see.
Would treasure anything you give them, wether it be the scraps of paper that you left behind in class or even better, something handmade from you. Kylar is keeping it all, scarred hands tracing over the gift you gave them, making sure to place it high on their shelves to admire or near their desk to always be in reach. If itâs a sweater or some other clothing, theyâre wearing it all the time, 24/7, needs you to tell them to take it off at one point.
Doesnât take care of themselves at all, main reason why Kylarâs room is a complete and utter mess and they look like they havenât showered in months while wearing the same old dark hoodie. Itâs not their fault though, why spend time taking proper care of their body and mind when they could spend it watching you? Plus after the incident with their parents, itâs been hard cleaning around the house.. So, PC takes it upon themselves to give them the care that they deserve, cooks them meals, helps them pick up dirty laundry off the floor, makes sure the loner washes themselves on a daily basis, even takes a bath with them at times. I like to think they even have a rubber ducky in their bathtub that they got from PC, treasures it dearly with a smile on their face.
The loner may not take good care of themselves, but they definitely take extra good care of their knife. Itâs like their prize really, for some innate reason, maybe gifted by their parents? Students avoiding them because of the look on the freakâs face, the way they lovingly stare at their weapon like itâs their beloved, obviously when theyâre not busy staring at you. Rubs and sharpens it everyday, the silver sound soothing them. Would also give PC a knife of their own, if only the game mechanics allowed Kylar to do so.
Sucks at cleaning, really itâs kind of sad how bad this freak sucks at cleaning, canât sweep up the manor for the life of them. Doesnât help that Kylar is sort of clumsy, carrying a bunch of plates and dishes only to trip on some invisible atom and pathetically land right on their face, bringing the plates with them to break. Actually, just add this scene in the game. Itâd be funny.
If you thought they were bad at housekeeping and dusting up corners.. Their cooking is much worst. Much, much worst. Fuck, you donât want Kylar to ever be a stay-at-home spouse because theyâd accidentally poison you with their cooking. Brings you the most burnt-looking thing, shit, you donât even know if itâs meat or vegetables. Wears a smile on their face like they didnât just fuck up the entire kitchen, PC forced to clean up right after.
Just listing all the things theyâre bad at this point, sucks at singing too if it werenât obvious with that pathetic tune of theirs that they sung to a poor kidnapped PC. Youâre just forced to stand there as Kylar sings âhappy birthdayâ to you on your birthday, voice cracking and off tune, second cake in hand that they bought from the store because the first homemade one got burnt. Doesnât mean it isnât cute though, their little squeaky voice and proud smile is hard to resist at the end of it all.
This is practically canon. Kylar has the weirdest sleeping postions possible, feet on the headboard, sprawled out sheets along with their extended arms that are just hanging from the bed. Goes to sleep one night in a normal way, yâknow, on their back and they just wake up on their floor, in the middle of the kitchen. Only way the loner can sleep normally is if youâre with them, cuddling and holding onto you for dear life or so they say. (Itâs just an excuse to be in the same bed as you and hug you)
Surprise, surprise, the little freak has bad posture. Who wouldâve known, really? Thatâs what you get for drawing, hunching and being on your monitor all day. Makes them look smaller than they already are since they have the tendency to just hunch down and be invisible to the world because they donât like to draw attention to themselves. Needs PC to constantly remind them to sit straight on their chair in class or at home unless they want scoliosis.
Into knifeplay, anything to do with their beloved knife that they get to use on you. Would not hurt you with it, well.. unless it involved marking you though, the town needs to know that youâre Kylarâs beloved spouse, right? Tracing along your skin with the silver, only to press it deep enough to leave a mark, proudly carves their name right into your flesh, adds a heart too at the end of it because theyâre âromanticâ like that. Eagerly laps up the blood with their tongue as a way to clean you up, but really they just wanna taste anything that comes out of your body. (fuck, theyâre gross).
Shit, Kylar always gets jealous whenever they catch you touching yourself on their monitors. Even more so with toys. Why have the need to masturbate when they can just be there with you? You donât need a dildo/pocket pussy! You have them! And only them. Just know that theyâre matching their strokes and movements with yours through the screen, wishing they could be right there with you on the bed. Sneaking into your bedroom at night to lick and suck at the used toys, savouring the mess you left on the fleshy plastic and throwing it right out after because the loner will be your personal toy next time.
Pretty obvious by now that they have a scent kink. Anything to do with your smell wether it be the clothes you wear or your bedsheets and blankets, theyâre sniffing it. Hard. Itâs just so goddamn intoxicating for the little gremlin. They get light-headed from your scent alone, uses your stolen underwear to get themselves off, musky scent and fabric pressed against their nose, inhaling deeply with their eyes closed. Purposely finishes right on it just to meld your pheromones together because Kylar is a nasty freak.
Theyâre willing to dress up for you. You know what that means.. Unlike Whitney, the stubborn little shit, theyâd slip on any outfit youâd ask for them, no matter how lewd. Want a little maid thatâll serve your every need? Theyâre doing it. Just donât expect the house to be spotless because fuck, they suck at cleaning. A bunny outfit with the black ears, fishnets and everything? Kylar is willingly spreading their legs on the bed, giving you free view of their exposed skin because thatâs what a good lover does for their spouse, huh? Definitely gushes every time you compliment how good they look in the fabric too, face turning red and thighs pressing together to hide their arousal.
Oh, did I not mention? They have the biggest praise kink in the world. Tell them theyâre doing good during sex, theyâre cumming on the spot, making a mess of themselves and blubbering all the while. Needs to be told theyâre doing well, god, even better if itâs from you. Your validation is the only thing Kylar seeks for besides their parents which is.. kinda impossible now. Give them a pat on the head, ruffle their hair and call them a âgood boy/girlâ. Thatâs all you need to do, the loner will become putty in your hands.
Enthusiastically gives you head whenever you want, just say the word and Kylar is already on their knees, comfortably settled between your thighs. Their head game though.. well, not that itâs bad, itâs just that theyâre a bit extreme about it (and a virgin). Makes the most obscene noises, slurping, messily leaves a trail of saliva, full tongue and everything. Thereâs no need to stuff their face right into your crotch, but they still do it like itâs their last meal.
If Whitney is an exhibitionist, then Kylar is a voyeur, despite wanting to be the only one to give you pleasure, they wouldnât be against you putting on a little show for them. Namely that of pleasuring yourself right in front of them on their bed or even English class. Just know that the loner is doing the same, shakily holding their pencil with one hand, drawing into their sketchbook to ingrain the scene into their head while their free one is busy with something else beneath the desk..
Unrelated, but also related. Can we agree that just like M!Kylar has the fattest cock on earth, F!Kylar has the biggest fucking tits in the world? Iâm talking enormous, cow-size milkers, GIGANTIC. F!Kylar with a flat chest or small tits is also cute, but LORD. IM TALKING LIKE @saint700âs DESIGN OF F!KYLAR, FATTEST TITS, BIGGER THAN WHITNEYâS. YEAH, BIGGER THAN HERS!! TYPA ONES YOUâD GROPE AND SUCK AT, SOFT FLESH IN YOUR HAND AND CUTE PINK, LITTLE NIPPLES THAT PERK UP. AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHGHH!!!!
Anyway, thatâs it. Ignore the last part. Didnât mean it. (Yeah, I did.)