Nancy Drew.

How you been? Things doing alright?

Yeah, things are good. Same old shit, you know? How are you?

I'm doing alright, currently reeking of gasoline from work but yeah. Anyways, are you still seeing Jonathan? Or can I slide in and take a slice? Only joking around of course, unless you want to

I’m not seeing anybody but take slices if you like.

How you been? Things doing alright?

Yeah, things are good. Same old shit, you know? How are you?

I'm everyone's roommate. Especially wolf boy here.

Just make sure not to leave a mess…I hope you’re both house trained.

I don't live in your attic or anywhere else in your house, I promise. I just don't have much time to set up a space for Eddie here with all our monster shenanigans. I can't skimp out on this, Nance.

The attic is fine, use it as you wish. There’s no worries.

Cool. I do think it's a good inbetween for Eddie, and I could worry less about destroying whatever stupid expensive shit my parents own if I take you up on that offer.

Sounds good to me, and I promise none of my shit is worth anything if it gets broken.

I'm everyone's roommate. Especially wolf boy here.

Just make sure not to leave a mess…I hope you’re both house trained.

I don't live in your attic or anywhere else in your house, I promise. I just don't have much time to set up a space for Eddie here with all our monster shenanigans. I can't skimp out on this, Nance.

The attic is fine, use it as you wish. There’s no worries.

I'm everyone's roommate. Especially wolf boy here.

Just make sure not to leave a mess…I hope you’re both house trained.

That would be more dignified than my actual current residence, unfortunately. I'm working on it though.

I’m sorry to hear that, i hope things look up.

I think it is. Potentially moving in with another monster man or someone else who doesn't mind all that, who knows. I'll miss how easy it is to eat around here though.

I’m sure you’ll find someone who’ll be happy to have you hide out in their attic or something. And eating might not be an issue. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, so to speak.

I'm still figuring out the details with one option. Not sure I want to bite a werewolf, that might have side effects. Won't be too hard to get to the woods, though...

If you need an attic, mine is free..although you’d be sharing with some spiders. But it’s better than the woods.

Could be good to hide there as a move before the "moving in with another monster" thing or something. You might end up with less spiders, so I hope you're not attached to them.

Not at all. Have at it.

That would be more dignified than my actual current residence, unfortunately. I'm working on it though.

I’m sorry to hear that, i hope things look up.

I think it is. Potentially moving in with another monster man or someone else who doesn't mind all that, who knows. I'll miss how easy it is to eat around here though.

I’m sure you’ll find someone who’ll be happy to have you hide out in their attic or something. And eating might not be an issue. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, so to speak.

I'm still figuring out the details with one option. Not sure I want to bite a werewolf, that might have side effects. Won't be too hard to get to the woods, though...

If you need an attic, mine is free..although you’d be sharing with some spiders. But it’s better than the woods.

That would be more dignified than my actual current residence, unfortunately. I'm working on it though.

I’m sorry to hear that, i hope things look up.

I think it is. Potentially moving in with another monster man or someone else who doesn't mind all that, who knows. I'll miss how easy it is to eat around here though.

I’m sure you’ll find someone who’ll be happy to have you hide out in their attic or something. And eating might not be an issue. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, so to speak.