R+L canon

Upa:-....Ah...Muqīn...

Upa:-Why is lao lao here?

Muqīn:-She wanted to come visit you, so-

Upa:-Didn't she had alzheimers?

Muqīn:-Is not severe, so she wantes to se-

Lao lao:-Boy why are you in the other side of the glass!? Come and hug your lao lao now! Show some respect!

Upa:-Ap- Lao lao, I can't do that

Upa:-I'm in prison, remember?

Lao lao:-Oh...yes...

Lao lao:-Well give me your hand then!

Upa sighs and gives her his hand:- Okay laolao

-They stayed quiet for a moment.-

Muqīn:-So how are your cell-?

Lao lao:-You should have brought your girlfriend with you!

Upa:-Aph-! I don't have a girlfriend lao lao! This is a mans prision!

Lao lao:-I swore I saw a pretty girl with you, black long hair and-

Upa:-That was Liang, laolao he's a man

Lao lao:-Oh...and what about that girl with green hair? She seems so cute with you

Upa blushing furiously:-That's Nico! He's a man too! I don't have a girlfriend, and can't have one!

Lao lao:-......

Upa:-...I'm sorry Lao-

Lao lao:-Then when are you going to get a boyfriend!?

Upa:-LAO LAO-!

Muqīn looks at Upa:-Nico's his boyfriend, isn't he?

Upa embarrassed blushing hard:- NO HE ISN'T!

Muqīn:-But your brother said-

Upa:-He's always bothering me with that! Don't listen to him!

Lao lao:-But do you like him?

Yesss two of them!

Samon:-So what happend?

Qi:-So Liang got drunk

Qi:-Really drunk

Qi:-And somehow got a shaving machine

Samon:-So he just shaved his hair?

Qi sighs tiredly:- No that's no-

Kiji walking angrily pass them:- YOU BETTER CHAIN THAT BASTARD TO A TREE NEXT TIME

-Then a half bald Honey goes pass them rapidly.-

Samon:-

Samon looks at the floor trembling:-Yeah his..not getting his extra training for a week

Upa running towards them showing his phone:- He got the blond scaredy-cat too! :D

Samon:-

Inori:Answer your phone

Upa:In a minute, cant't find it

Inori:Ok

Inori:You are an awful child, you know that? You're killing me

Inori:You are killing your guard, gremlin

Rock, holding his open wound:- Why would I know!? Who am I, Karl Landsteiner discoverer of blood types!?

Jyugo:- $20

Trois:- $22

Honey:- $ 22.45

Rukka:-I just wanted to be a star anyway I got it

Rukka:- I said that if I didn't become a star by 35 i would've just become a serial killer

Kiji:-....

Samon:-Houdzuki I need a boost

Houdzuki:-You can do it Samon! *claps softly* I believe in you!

Samon:-...

Honey:-I punch him-

Honey:-Then it turns out he was gay afterward

Baio:-Then barf him out 'cause, they're bulimic

Upa:-You're fucking funny

Upa looks at Nico:- He's funny

Liang:I'm coming hoe

Liang: HOME

Liang: HOME

-2 missed calls from Liang-

Samon puts the phone down slowly:-Uh...

Samon:-Why?

Inori:-A...training thing I saw on facebook

Samon bends down touching his toes:-......

Inori:-No spell run three times

Samon:- R. U. N

Samon:- R. U. N

Inori snickers:-....

Samon:-....

Samon:- Are u-?

Liang:-Really?

Ruka:-Yes, but as the time went on

Ruka smiling with bright eyes:-I accepted my fate, and became who I am today!

-Liang nods with a small smile on his face.-

[•••]

Liang runs the shower curtain:- I need steroides

Inori:-Who is it?

Houdzuki:-Uh...Who is it? -He looks down at Samon-

Samon:-Say "It's the tax people"

Houdzuki:-Um...t-the tax...people

Inori:-You can't come in

Houdzuki:-Mmh...-Looks at Samon, regrettin agreeing on this prank-

-Though Liang wasn't that happy, maybe because he didn't enjoy the beach as much as him, it was his first time being on a real beach after all.-

Rock:-Man do I love having beautiful dates with my boyfriend-!

Liang:-But does HE have to be here!?

-He points angrily at Uno who's sipping on his drink holding Rock's hand too, totally unbotherd.-

Rock:-Oh- He?

Liang:-EVERYTIME WE DO SOMETHING HE HAS TO BE HERE!!

Uno looks at Liang, an evil smile on his face:- Being the side bitch is tough, love

Liang:-AAAAGHH!!

Liang:-I'M GOING TO CHOKE THAT BLONDE BIT-

Rock:-AEH-!