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Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

literally real life though

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

This is a crime against humanity

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

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