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Me trying to read smut but the author doesn’t understand a lick of anatomy

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BABY BE MINE !
pre thriller!michael x fem!reader
summary: you’ve been going on dates with Michael for a month now so he decides to make it official !
contains: teeth rotting fluff
A/N: I’m really trying to get into writing more than just smut, enjoy lovelies <3
The crisp sunset highlighting your room, leaving specific parts for shade that can be seen another time. You’re magazine keeping you busy, with your radio playing in the background of it all.
Your bedside table interrupting the silence of your room, with your phone ringing like an alarm.
You chuckle, knowing who it is already.
“Hello?” you spoke into the phone. “Hi sweets” Michael replied slightly after. Michael the one who’s been taking you on to dates for nearly a month now.
And you’ve loved every second of it. It didn’t matter if you guys were just up in his room, playing twister or watching greese. He always made it fun and eventful even if he wasn’t trying to.
“hey mikey” you said once more into the phone, “I miss you, haven’t seen you in forever” he exaggerates.
“mike we hung out last week” you giggled into the phone, “yea but that was forever ago” his voice adding to the exaggeration.
You roll your eyes playfully, “I want you to come to the studio and hear my new songs sweets, if that’s alright with you?” He asks.
Michael usually was never one to put his personal and music life together, even though music was his personal life too he just knew it wouldn’t end good for him.
But today was different. No no you were different. You made him want to mix both of those things. Make him want to show you off in front of everyone in the industry. but how could he do such thing if you’re not his official sacred lover?
You gasp into the phone dramatically, “yes of course angelface” “bill will be there to pick ya up” the last thing he muttered before hanging up the phone.
You quickly step to your closet, picking out a blue sweater and a cute jean skirt, with your flats and a headband to finish it off. Making sure your blowout curls still look cute.
You check yourself in the mirror once more before putting on his favorite honey marshmallow scented perfume.
Honk! Honk!
Bill's way of calling out for you. You quickly run down the stairs, "going with Mikey mama! Love you!" "Alright now, be careful!" your mother responded.
You giddily skip over to the car, stepping into the backseat, "hey bill" you say looking at him through the mirror.
"Hey y/n, how are you today" he asks bringing his eyes back on the road. "I was doing okay and then Mikey called, I'm real nervous about listening to his songs bill" you ranted on.
He chuckles, "oh you'll be just fine" he says ending the conversation with a smirk.
The rest of the car ride in pure calming silence.
You two soon arrive at the studio, bill guiding you to your final destination. You knock on the door, letting the working men take their time.
"Alright break! Mike she's here!" Quincy yelled out from the other side of the room. The door opens as the men shuffle out, Quincy being the last to introduce himself.
"Well nice to meet you mr. Jones" "call me Q angel" he says, lookin back in the room checking for Michael. "He should be coming out soon, just take a seat on the couch" he says, nodding his head to the couch.
You make your way to the couch, the anxious feeling overtaking your thoughts now. Your eyes scanning every crevice of the producing room.
The door opens, and you don't even notice until his hand touches yours, "y/n? you okay sweets?" he asks, placing a hand on your back.
Your eyes widen before turning to him, "Y-yea I'm okay just a little nervous, think it's cause i've never been here much." you mutter on. controlling your breath.
"Jus breathe baby" he says. The nickname melting your heart. Michael has always called you sweet nicknames like so but hearing him calling you specific ones made you believe you two were really getting somewhere.
"Look I wanna show you these songs" he said guiding you to the two seats next to the control handles.
Michael lets you listen to some songs he’s unsure about, before reaching for a specific cassette tape. “Okay sweets, I really want you to listen to this one” he says before putting it into the player.
The best starts upbeat, giving that slight groove to it. Michael’s voice coming into play.
“I don’t need no dreams when I’m by your side”
you smile at his choice of words, continuing to the groove of his words. Nodding your head along.
I need you night and day, so baby be mine
your smile deepens at his words, feeling his eyes burn your skin.
You look over seeing him smile at you, “do I have something on my face?” You immediately ask.
he chuckles, “no mama, are you listening?” he asks, turning up the volume.
So baby, be my girl
your eyes widen at the words. Your head swiveling back to him, a brow lifting, “are you…” “maybe..” he says shyly.
“Mama we’ve been going out for awhile now..so I was wondering if you would be my lady?” He asks.
Your smile creating deeper lines nearly bruising, “yes mikey, yes yes yes” you say leaping into him.
His arms wrapping around you, as you peck his face all over, “baby! oh my” he squeals softly, squirming out of your touch.
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my hate for donald trump will always be stronger than my self hatred

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never cry wolf
should i start a jermajestyxreader youtube series?? “what is that!?” would be considered the first video/episode???
yes I talk to myself. out loud. I don't care.
Everytime I read a stories and Michael is a eater
LOOK AT THEM AWWWWWW SO FREAKING CUTEEEEEE

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aww baby :(((
idk why ppl think it’s okay to say he looked “funky” as a baby… that’s just weird as hell tf is wrong with ppl these days
THUMB IN HA’ ASS 4 SURE .ᐟ — Jackie Jackson
“Mmph, baby you look so good.” Jackie praises, lip in his mouth as he presses a hand into your lower back, arching you deeper.
You whimper, hands gone clammy as they helplessly grip at the sheets.
He was tearing your shit up, strokes slow and controlled while he leaned down in your ear, kissing at your neck. Every touch you felt from him feels hot and overwhelming, and it doesn’t get any better when you can feel his abs rubbing against your back while he wraps his arm around your waist.
“Shit sigmund,” you sob, pushing back at his abdomen with your hand. You can hear him smack his lips and feel him grab your arm and throw it back towards your head.
“Don’t put your hand right here again.” He mutters before smacking your ass, causing you to let out a cry. “You gon’ take all this baby.”
You sob, hating and loving how you could feel all of him everywhere. He was going so slow, yet you felt like you were gonna cum with every stroke he made, completely on the edge.
“S’too much sig,” you whine into the sheets, gripping at his biceps. “I know baby, but you can take it. You always do.” He encourages, grabbing your jaw before kissing it.
When in bed with Jackie, it gets nasty. Real nasty. It just so happens to be “calm” today.
“Look at you,” he murmurs, biting at your ear. “Takin’ all of me so good, girl.” He hums, lifting up again to grip at your hips.
“You like it slow, huh baby?” He taunts, tilting his head as he sticks his thumb in your pulsing hole, lifting one of your legs to hit you to the hilt as he licks his lips. You moan as his strokes become even deeper, pussy stinging as it continues to stretch, never fully getting used to his length and girth.
“Yes— hnng, shut up,” you pout, fucking him back weakly causing him to hiss, smacking your ass and biting his lip before soothing the sting by rubbing your cheek with a smug chuckle.
“Mmfn-“ he grins. “My freak,” he praises with admiration, “My nasty girl.” Smacking your ass once more before slightly speeding up his thrusts.
He leans down again to kiss the back of your neck; completely infatuated with you. He was pussydrunk and he couldn’t care less, you just felt too good.
Yeah, you had this nigga hooked.
A/N: I don’t really fw this but I had to write something bc he’s so sexy that’s literally dada #istillwantthat💔
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