A Local Anonymous User

An coughs up a flower petal and just thinks huh that’s a little weird. Anyways— and this progresses to multiple flower petals and a sore throat and there’s suddenly weird red flecks of liquid on the petals but eh that’s probably nothing to worry about some cough drops will do it fine enough until Kohane is a little too cute one day and An is suddenly violently expelling fauna and Kohane is now for some reason very insistent on letting An know she loves her and for some even weirder reason this makes An’s coughing worse until she hacks up a couple whole flowers and whew she almost though she was gonna choke for a sec! Anyways— Huh? Hanahaki? What’s—

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands