Naïvety and Smiles Semi-Hiatus

     ⌠◎⌡—— She thought she’d be safe from intruding with the boys change in demeanor, smiling a little more gently when she spied his own. She knew the boy a little, and she was certain he was around her age despite being taller. She gave a small nod in a sense of greeting, ready to speak up but- But his attitude switched back to serious so fast she’d frozen slightly. Now he was leading her away and she could pull away but she worried she’d hurt his feelings in some way, ❝ Y-You really don’t have to Kohei-san- ❞ She tried to say, though her feet only dragged a little. It’s not like she hadn’t been thinking of getting food, but she’d not really been to the restaurant yet and didn’t know of the food there. Alas she was following him.

  "What are you talking about Sakura-san?" He started, turning his head back over his shoulder to face her, although he didn't stop moving, he needed to get her to the restaurant fast. When you were hungry, you had to eat, that was just the way things worked, so the rational thing to do in this situation was drag the girl to his restaurant obviously. "Of course I have to. You're starving!" Luckily they weren't far from the restaurant and they got there quickly; the only problem was.. it was closed. "Oh damn I forgot that Kaa-san was closing it today.."

' thanks, just don't you think aurora-san sounds weird? i think aurora-sama sound so much better! '

   Again, his kind words would cause her to swallow hard, cheeks burning at such an earnest compliment. Porcelain digits would fidget with one another before her bosom as she forced a grin upon her face.

   She wished to appear polite.

       ❝T-Thank you, Kohei-san. . For the compliments and for being so nice to me. I would compliment you to but, um, I’m afraid I’d sound s-silly.❞

  He simply chuckled in response. He really didn't know why she was thanking him for being nice to her. It wasn't an impressive thing to do.  Most people were nice in his opinion, and even more people would be; or at least should be nice to such a sweet girl like Hinata. 

Honoou lowered his gaze, staring at the headgear given to him, reluctant to accept the metal band, but took it anyway. Clutching the protector in his hands, he glanced back as the older man began to leave, jumping off the ground and into the branches of tall trees. Hearing his name called, Honoou turned back to their dying acquaintance, realizing that she was barely moving anymore. He bit his lip, shoving the metal into his pocket and resigning to leave her as well; he chased after Kohei.

           Thoughts, words of his senpai, played back in his mind like a record. What do I owe her? She is just another shinobi to me. With his eyes narrowed at the back of the raven-haired man, he wondered if he too was another shinobi to him. Given, they have known each other longer than they have known the girl, and they were both shinobis, his decision was only logical and yet, Honoou can’t shake off the thought in his head, the fear that began clawing at him, at his neck.

           He won’t abandon me. He told himself repeatedly, smiling, convincing himself of that mantra.

          Just then, something snapped behind him. A branch. Honoou’s heels grounded on the thick branch, his hand readied on the hilt of his sword, carefully surveying their area. He turned back to his senpai, he must not have heard it. But before he could continue moving, silver and paper flashed before his eyes, and reflexively moving away, the sharp object struck the surface of the tree’s trunk beside him.

           It took only a second for Honoou to realize the inscriptions written. Another second for his eyes to widen, and his mouth to scream. 

                                   ”KOH—”

           But a second late before it exploded.

He stopped in his tracks, landing on a branch and turning around. Where was he? Where did he go? He frantically looked around head turning back and for as eyes scanned the area. That was when he heard the sound of what sounded like his name; or part of it, before an explosion. 

"--Shit.

                           Honō!!"

Launching himself off the branch he dashed towards where he heard the sound. He had to find him, he had to. Beads of sweat rolled down his boy, teeth clenched shut as he searched for the boy. "Honō..! No, Honō.. Please.." He inwardly cursed himself. If only he had been more attentive and payed more attention. He was the senior in this team, the one with the most experience. How could he let this happen. To both of his teammates. 

He tried to concentrate, to block out the sound of his heavy breath and heart pounding against his chest so that he could hear for any signs of the younger boy. If there were any signs to be heard. For all he knew he could have been killed instantly. He didn't see the explosion, he only heard it and he simply couldn't tell how bad it was. Threading his fingers through his brown locks he tried to calm himself. Think rationally. Think rationally. He told himself over and over. He needed to be calm and find him quickly. He needed to save him.                     

"Honō!!

            Honō please!!

i would. i would.

Sakura being done with someone's shit

Holy crapsicle guys 2 away from 100 

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"Haha yeah sure totally!"

[MSG:] What part of “he tried to put his dick in my ear” do you not understand?!

[MSG:] Okay, so next time, maybe use a tighter knot?

[MSG:] HOW DO YOU LOSE A CONDOM MID-INTERCOURSE?!

[MSG:] As he was cumming he yelled “Yahtzee” then said I was free to go. That was my one night stand.

[MSG:] “Sorry” doesn’t fix the chafing around my asshole!

[MSG:] Relax, just get some good concealer and no one will even notice the bite marks.

[MSG:] Okay, so apparently asking a boy “who’s your mommy?” doesn’t have the same affect as “who’s your daddy?”.

[MSG:] He asked “who’s your daddy” and I said I don’t know.

[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?

[MSG:] On the upside, that’s one less thing on our sexytimes bucket list!

[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.

[MSG:] Next time you’re taking nude pics for me, maybe glance around the room to make sure your MOM’S NOT THERE.

[MSG:] Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

[MSG:] SLUTTIEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.

[MSG:] I can’t believe you fell asleep in the middle.

[MSG:] Dude, I’ve got to get back on her good side. I’ve tried masturbating… it’s not the same.

[MSG:] Long story short, we had to call the fire department to get the handcuffs off.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] What’s never happened before? The premature ejaculation or the ten minutes of crying afterwards?

[MSG:] So not only did my roommate NOT leave when he saw I had a girl there, HE STARTED SHOUTING BITS OF ADVICE.

[MSG:] Walked in on my boss nailing his secretary on the copy machine. It’s gonna be a VERY awkward meeting tomorrow…

[MSG:] Mom found our “collection.”

[MSG:] I don’t even know if I LIKE sober sex anymore.

[MSG:] Banging your kid’s teacher never ends well.

[MSG:] Her dad came home when we were “busy” so I ended up jumping out her window and getting dressed while I ran up the block to my car. FML

[MSG:] It’s just one of those days where I’m too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.

[MSG:] Turns out I’m not as bendy as I thought… it was fun trying, though!

[MSG:] We rented a porno to get ideas. Long story short… we need a new showerhead.

[MSG:] Never take sex advice from your older brother.

[MSG:] Any recommendations for how to tell your girlfriend about the pics of her sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?

[MSG:] HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. JACKING OFF. ON A PUBLIC CITY BUS. I SHIT YOU NOT.

[MSG:] Speaking French in bed SOUNDS hot, but turns out I only know “baguette” and “bonjour.”

[MSG:] So the threeway turned out to be a twoway while the third one sat and watched in a chair.

[MSG:] NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX EVER AGAIN

[MSG:] We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

[MSG:] Long story short, she’s passed out, we’re both naked, I’m gagged and can’t get the knot undone, we’re in the closet at her mom’s house. SEND HELP.

[MSG:] Also, I’ve finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is okay.

[MSG:] I’m sorry I laughed. But, honey, you were trying to give me a striptease and you tripped on your pants!

[MSG:] So today I found out my mom’s dating my ex-boyfriend, and she’s kinkier than I am. Fuck divorce.

[MSG:] Well, I never thought in the future I’d be able to say “hey remember that Easter when I made porn?”

[MSG:] I have to admit, I’ve never heard of more than two people watching porn together…

[MSG:] I don’t think bruises are supposed to turn green.

[MSG:] That girl’s pussy is like White Castle, you crave it once in awhile, but next morning you regret eating it.

[MSG:] Never sneeze while eating a girl out.

[MSG:] I know he was trying his best to be sexy, but Johnny Depp, he is not.

[MSG:] PENISES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

[MSG:] So it turns out he’s not into bondage.