Cock And Suck Your Lack Of Empathy

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from againstPollution reading: now imagine the reaction to someone posting shit like this about russia or china for a second ;3 americans rly think theyre poor little meow meow ls beecause some people online told them to stfu /End ID]

Not to mention the inherent racism of denying American culture too. Like, BIPOC have contributed immensely to our culture (especially Black folks)

Today, I had eggs for breakfast. They weren't the kind of eggs I lay. The eggs I had for breakfast were white. The eggs were white all over and did not have spots. The eggs were yummy!

lets get the circulating for the fourth of garbage

It’s so rare to see a gifset with perfect comedic timing