“I hate to do this to you, but would you mind pretending that we’re dating for like ten minutes? My ex-boyfriend is standing right nearby me, and I honestly don’t feel like dealing with him today… I’ll buy you some food, or a drink, or something. Can you please hold my hand, or something? He’s probably going to try to ask me if I want to get back together with him.” Ashley B. said to the person who is next to her. @forgottenfriendshipstarters
“No problem. What is your name? My name is Lilith Clawthorne. And I’m sorry to hear that. So, what’s our story? We should probably plan out how we met, and how long we have been a couple. Just in case he asks.” Lilith Clawthorne said.









