noodle.

Generative AI users: "but what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?"

Wow Yohan, you really are... dare I say.... a Monster (2004)

If I was James Sunderland I'd let those boss fight monster dudes in the hospital strangle me with their feet instead of fighting back

Remember when Patrick Stewart was the voice actor for the emperor in Oblivion and then got killed off in like 30 seconds

do u guys ever chew on a glove of garlic when ur cooking with it or is it just me. I could never be a vampire

Shoutout to Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri for being the only Civ game to say "hey what if colonialism and exploitation was bad actually" and also predicting Elon Musk's capitalist spaceman bullshit a decade in advance

snarks in half life are so funny from a game design perspective. why shoot a man with a gun when you can futz around with a pack of wild animals

Baby Glup Shitto isn't Glup Shitto when he was younger, it's a baby who is the same species as Glup Shitto. Get it right fake fans

I know nobody reads my stupid ass ramblings but i quit weed a few days ago and Im realizing now how utterly deep fried my dopamine receptors are. But they're fried in vegetable oil and not beef tallow. Fuck you Mcdonalds you cheap ass motherfuckers

smokin weed with PyraMID POThead in the town of Loud Hill

I cannot believe Mystery of the Druids is a real game. What kind of twisted mind comes up with a guy like Detective Halligan

If you really think about it, first person shooters are a more advanced version of point-and-click adventures

the amazing analog carnival