●Mystical Jay●

“DAMN, baby. I can’t do it that fast…but I know who can…”

It’s you and me.

And just in time, too! What with current state of Tumblr, we certainly need a positive distraction.

To start it off, I’d like to dedicate this post to all of you who – while growing up – always wondered…

…why a certain little tree started with 3 branches…

…gained 3 more while being carried inside…

…then teleported one to the opposite side…

…before growing a 7th, and getting extra bushy…

…but then – feeling the need to return to its roots…

…temporarily returns to only 3 branches…

…and – growing sick of it later – goes back to 7…

…before realizing its excess, and dropping down to 5…

…despite later embracing it, and going up to a new record of 8…

…though self-consciousness strikes again, reducing it to a more-modest 6…

…and even lower, hitting 5 while on the ground…

…until a ravenous pack of ornament-wielding children attacks it…

…giving it dozens more branches, because… uh… ornaments?

That bit especially confused me as a kid.

Well, hey, I guess when you’re mugged by teleporting and transmogrifying kids…

…nothing’s outside the realm of possibility.

Artists, there’s a scam going around on Twitter at the minute, and you never know, someone might try it over here.

This guy is messaging commissioning artists and attempting to gain access to their PayPal by pretending to need a code to pay the bill. Obviously we all know that’s bull, but if someone isn’t paying attention, is unfamiliar with PayPal commissions as a whole, or is just desperate enough for that commission money?  They might fall for it. OP’s tweet here.

PayPal will not require a code for someone to complete payment.

Via Avengergram

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