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not only do i support immigration, i don't want to live anywhere without immigrants

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"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

teenboystuff

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

anzozi-everywhere

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

galaxianbitch

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

angrynebula

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

aimmyarrowshigh

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

whilereadingandwalking

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

1234713

and! in a twist, it’s actually the most accurate depiction of archaeology across pretty much all media!

jeanritchie

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

jeanritchie

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

local-eldritch-abomination

threeacresandacrow

prokopetz

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

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futchlingg

USAmerican education systems are awesome because you have a bunch of full adults walking around like "ah sorry my teacher didn't tell me about racism so idk what to do, sorry I'm a helpless little meow meow :333" and then the moment you mention a US war crime they r like "according to my extensive independent research it was like Fine actually"

enriquemzn262

Northrop B-2 Spirit flying over the Twin Towers, New York, 2000.

direhyenawoman-infinitebitestyle

dumbass fucking missed

enriquemzn262

Northrop B-2 Spirit flying over the Twin Towers, New York, 2000.

direhyenawoman-infinitebitestyle

dumbass fucking missed

desolationlesbian

whenever I see jokes about anarchy chess or chess with nine boards or whatever I think about the manuscript about board games from like the 1300s commissioned by spanish royalty (libro de los juegos) which contains a bunch of chess variations including one with four players where the moves are decided by dice roll and another with extra pieces like "the unicorn." so the conclusion is that chess players have literally always been like this

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midnightssea

btw “actual feminism” is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)

s1xseasonsandamov1e

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!

delicate-viscera

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

atrenchcoatfilledwithbees

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

depsidase

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

sun-ni-day

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

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It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

otherside-picnic

If criminals don't get to have human rights, then the people in charge of deciding what a criminal is get to decide who is and is not human. Do you understand? Is this not blindingly obvious? Do you care?

Or do you assume you will always be "one of the good ones"?

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