Country Girl

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks.

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?

25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)

31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?

32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:

34. How big is too big?

35. One sexual thing you would never do:

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?

40.  If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?

41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?

42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?

43. Do you watch porn?

44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?

46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?

47.  What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

48. Biggest sexual fantasy?

49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

Isn’t it incredible how the Fast and Furious series originally started as a bit of a cult film about car racing? Fast forward 15 years later and there’s been 8 films that have progressed to the cast saving the world. It’s mad how much the series has changed and honestly, I love it. I’ll confess, I’m a bit of a snob about films. Especially big blockbusters like the superhero films. All that CGI but there’s nothing really entertaining about them. Fast and Furious is on a whole different level. I love how insanely crazy the stunts are, I love how odd the storyline is, I love how mad the action sequences are. Hobbs and Shaw did not disappoint.

Basically, Statham’s sister, Vanessa Kirby, aka Hattie, is MI6. She ‘stole’ some evil serum that Idris Elba is after. Elba is part of this terrorist organization that controls the media and convinces everybody that Hattie has turned bad. Johnson and Statham, aka, Hobbs and Shaw, have to track her down. Now Hobbs and Shaw dislike each other, but they have to team up to save the world from this deadly virus, and save Hattie from dying. It’s your usual deadly virus and here’s two bald guys saving the world. 

So many things work great in this movie. The chemistry between Johnson and Statham works well together, although at times the insults hurled at each other can get a bit repetitive. But for the whole it’s funny and is what drives the movie forward. The action sequences are incredible, not just because how insane they are, but for it’s choreography too. Fast and Furious have always had decent villains, Evans in 6, Statham in 7, Theron in 8 and now Elba in this. It’s rare to have films where the bad guy has such a lead role but F&F has managed to do that consistently. There is also a few out of this world action shots where I was pissing myself in the cinema. Dwayne literally holds onto a chopper so that it doesn’t escape. Then there’s ANOTHER FUCKING HEADBUTT!!!!! 

There’s only a few things that I felt were a bit iffy about it. Like I said before, whilst the chemistry between Johnson and Statham was great, the insults finally started to drag. It probably took them too long to realise that if they worked together they could probably beat up the bad guy. Other than that, I can’t complain.