~Phanculo~

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

NUMBER FIVE IN 1982 WISCONSIN + ’TEENAGERS’ BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

pure of heart, dumb of ass

i just found them utterly delightful this season

Somewhere Mexico is laughing.

Geralt, starting his 50 slide powerpoint presentation entitled HOW THEY MAKE BOYS INTO WITCHERS subtitle: what the fuck were you thinking: bitch you will make time for me 

Second Panel has a frazzled Geralt pointing the the first slide of his fifty slide PowerPoint. Geralt’s PowerPoint is titled, ‘How they Make Boys Into Witchers’, with the subtitle, ‘What the Fuck Were You Thinking?’, by Geralt of Rivia. Geralt is pointing to ‘Fuck’ from the subtitle. There is a picture of a witcher’s eye on the PowerPoint slide with ‘Pain!’ and ‘High Chance of Death’ pointing to the eye. Geralt is saying, “Bitch, you will make time for me!” End id.]

Michael Sheen dressed as Castiel is everything I didn't know I needed.

Iran

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.