here i am with my ninja clan

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<

Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek

Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**

Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass

Rock: **Lee**

Neji: Um….Okay