Chasing authenticity

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Disclosure Day (2026)

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

I love nature. Look at this animal. It’s made of bowling alley carpet. Beautiful!

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

Protestant quarterback throws a Hail Christ Alone.

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody