Mostly Pokémon And Memes

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

that's a cat ✅️

Murder mystery detectives aren't supposed to be sexy. They're not supposed to be alluring, or to be a POV character whose eyes you see things through. A detective is supposed to be like a cool weird bug that's crawling around on and around you and you're like ooh aren't you shiny and fun to look at- no wait don't go in there DON'T GO UP IN MY SLEEVE NONONONO don't snoop in there!

Truly fascinating description. I have no idea what is going in the detective fic you read but never once has it entered my mind while watching Rust Cohle detect nihilistically around the Lousiana coast that he was anything other than a desert prophet born in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Hercule Poirot is a cool shiny bug that sees no reason to not venture into your sleeve. The concept of being killed for being in the wrong place at the wrong time does not exist for him personally.