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Godiva Chocolate!!!

Good lawd 👀

45lbs per cheek!!! CHECK!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

The power of the Magi

OK…sooooo…who’s a Taurus?…

Oh ok so where can I find a Capricorn?

A Taurus right here, and ready!

I would hope all 30K plus of you hit reblog.